Joy: ITS RIPNAMI TIME PEOPLE!!!!
Air: so many seawing related dares all at once....
*D.O.D. Appear*
Starflight: again, what is a people?
Joy: *facetalons*
Clay: what are we doing today?
Air: I'm glad you asked. TSUNAMI HAS TO TELL CORAL THAT RIPNAMI IS CANON!!!
Riptide: well, I'm dead.
Glory: oh yeah.
Peril: no doubt about that.
Fatespeaker: R.I.P. Riptide
Sunny: *starts playing taps on a bugle*
Joy: well this outa be good.
*teleports Tsunami and Riptide to sea kingdom*
Tsunami: don't worry, I won't let her hurt you.
Riptide: hm, comforting.
Tsunami: oh shut it squid brain
Tsunami: *in a high pitched whiny voice* MOTHER!
Coral: Yes Tsunami? What is i- WHAT IS THAT REVOLTING SEA SLUG DOING IN MY PALACE!?!?!?!?!
Tsunami: Mom, I'm in love with Riptide and we're dating and are completely canon.
Coral: *stares as if she's been told button sized people exist and they live off of unicorn farts*
Coral: you can't be canon if I kill him.
Riptide: Aaaaand that would be my cue to run away screaming in terror. *runs away screaming in terror*
Coral: *chases after him* GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE ********
Tsunami: MOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Riptide: TSUNAMI!!!!!! YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT LET HER HURT MEEEEEEE!!!!
Tsunami: ANEMONE HELP
Anemone: on it!
Anemone: *enchants Coral's pearls*
Tsunami: so, Mother, what do you think of Riptide?
Coral: I think he is a perfect match for you and a good man. You will have beautiful daughters.
Riptide: What. The fuck. Just HAPPENED?!?!?
Tsunami: NOTHING
Anemone: ABSOULOUTLY NOTHING AT ALL
Coral: *in a daze* hmm?
Tsunami: Joy! Get us out of here!
Joy: Can I kill Coral first?
Anemone/Tsunami: NO!
Moray: DANGER TO THE QUEEN!!!!*attacks Joy*
Joy: FINALLY! Somebody to fight!
Air: *randomly appears* No.
Joy: *has Moray in a headlock* But-
Air: No.
Air: *teleports them back to JMA*
Clay: So, what'd we miss?
Sunny: and why does Joy have a Seawing in a headlock?
Peril: how do you even know what a headlock is?
Sunny: My mother. Duh.
Glory: Seriously. Don't mess with Queen Thorn. She will cut you.
Fatespeaker: that's not so bad.
Deathbringer: she never said WHERE Thorn will cut you.
Fatespeaker: oh....... OH.
Joy: *bursts out laughing while strangling Moray*
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
