Nightflyer: *looks ready to snap*
Seashell: *walks in*
Seashell: HOLY CRAP HE'S MAD.
Joy: Air, what did you do?
Air: Nothing!
Nightflyer: I've been trying to teach her.
Rainkeeper: Oh moons no.
Joy: Please stop.
Rainkeeper: For the sake of Airflyer, do not teach Air.
Seashell: So how's it working out?
Nightflyer: *holds up picture of a moose*
Nightflyer: What animal is this?
Air: That is a wild Sam Winchester in its natural habitat.
Nightflyer:.......No, it's a moose.
Air: Same thing.
Nightflyer: What's the plural form of Moose?
Air:.... Jared Padaleckis?
Nightflyer: NO. What about the plural form of Ox?
Air: .....I have no idea.
Nightflyer: RAINKEEPER WHAT'S THE PLURAL FORM OF OX?!!?!
Rainkeeper: Oxen.
Nightflyer: THANK YOU. Now, Air, what's the plural form of Box?
Joy: DON'TYOUDARE.
Air:. ......... Boxen.
Nightflyer: *loses shit*
Rainkeeper: Nightflyer, you should know by now never to teach Air. It's on the list of this to never do in life.
Joy: OOOO What else is on there?
Rainkeeper: Don't read the comments section of Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People.
Seashell: We made that mistake. Don't repeat it.
Air: Also never take a selfie with a buffalo. It doesn't end well...
*players appear*
Joy: This'll be an easy dare. *tells Winter the dare*
Winter:...... Okay.
Kinkajou: Does this dare involve me or Carnelian?
Seashell: Nooooo
Carnelian: OKAY THEN BYE!
Kinkajou/Carnelian: *leaves*
Air:......But.....DARE....
Joy: *disappears*
Joy: *returns two seconds later dragging in Kinkajou and Carnelian*
Joy: Where were you two headed?
Umber: They're in the process of interviewing nearly the entire Skywing tribe.
Nightflyer: WHY?
Kinkajou: BECAUSE WE NEED UMBER TO HAVE A GAY SKYWING BOYFRIEND!
Carnelian: AND IT CAN'T BE FLAME CAUSE HE'S A BITCH.
Kinkajou: So now we have to interview everyone.
Umber: Did it ever occur to you that I might LIKE being single?
All:........
Seashell: Umber, you're in a fandom. Being single isn't allowed.
Air: Neither is being dead, unless we hate you.
Carnelian:...... But I thought everyone hated me....
Nightflyer: Eh, it's debatable.
Rainkeeper: Either way, DARE TIME!
All: *goes to the library*
Turtle/Moon: *dives after scrolls*
Nightflyer: Sup Starflight!
Starflight: Oh three moons please don't hurt my library.
Air: We would NEVER!
Joy: ......Riiiight. Never....
Winter: *whistling and walks by Qibli*
Winter: *knocks of scroll rack onto Qibli*
Qibli: AH!!!!!!!!!!
Winter: *laughs*
Moon: QIBLI! *tries to help him*
Moon: Stupid heavy scroll racks! Darkstalker help him!
Darkstalker: *appears* *picks up scroll rack like it's nothing and throws it*
*scroll rack hits another shelf and knocks everything down, destroying the library*
Starflight:.............*twitches*
Nighflyer:.........Run.
*music starts playing as the hosts run away*
Starflight: *snaps and screams*
Starflight: WHY YOU LITTLE- *choking Winter*
J.W.: *tries to escape in fear*
Joy: *locks door to the library, muffling the Jade Winglet's screams*
Hosts:.......
Rainkeeper: SO! What's next on our dare list?
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
