Air: Happy Revenge of the fifth!
Nightflyer: *bursts into the room*
Nightflyer: WHY DO WE HAVE TWO COPIES OF ATTACK OF THE CLONES AND NO REVENGE OF THE SITH?!?!!?
Seashell: Uh, because we watched Revenge of the Sith so many times that the DVD exploded?
Rainkeeper: AND YES, I AM STILL ANGRY ABOUT MY BLU-RAY PLAYER!
Joy: Dude, just buy a new DVD player.
Rainkeeper: NO.
Joy: Then wh......*sighs*
Nightflyer: WE NEED A NEW REVENGE OF THE SITH!
Air: Don't worry, Nightflyer, you'll see the movie.
Nightflyer: How?
*players appear*
Air: BY WATCHING WINTER AND QIBLI FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
Winter/Qibli: WHAT!
Seashell: Yep, Qinter is going to reinact the Obi-Wan vs. Anakin scene from Revenge of The Sith!
Moon: Ummmmm
Umber: English please?
Nightflyer: HAS YOU NOT SEEN STAR WARS?!!?!?!?!?
Turtle: No.....
Carnelian: Is that like Star Trek?
Nightflyer:..............Can I shoot her?
Air: Not in public.
Kinkajou: Isn't there a remake of Star wars called Space Balls?
Joy: SPACE BAAAAAAAAAAALLS!
Rainkeeper: IT'S AN ADVENTURE IN- SPACE!
Moon: I am so confused....
Nightflyer: Oh my Jar Jar Binks.
Air: MEESA JAR JAR BINKS!
Joy: DO YOUSA RUN WIKI LEAKS?
Air: Wait what?
Nightflyer: *dumps out all the Star Wars movies*
Nightflyer: MARATHON TIME!
*one massive Star Wars marathon later*
Moon: OH MY MOONS.
Kinkajou: DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER HOLY COCONUTS!!!!!!!
Turtle: I WANNA BE HAN SOLOOOOOOOOO!!!
Carnelian: Eh, it wasn't that great.
All:.............
Umber: *shouts like Chewy* AAAAAAARAAAAGRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Nightflyer: Must........Kill......
Rainkeeper: So, now that you all understand, QIBLI AND WINTER REINACT THE SCENE!
Air: *tosses Lightsabers at them*
Qibli: DIBS ON ANAKIN!
Winter: Yessssssssss.
Joy: We need a more realistic setting.....
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*everyone is teleported to Nightwing Island*
*Music starts playing*
Qibli/Winter: *begin epic lightsaber battle*
Turtle: Yes, Qibli. Use your anger......
Kinkajou: Turtle, no.
Turtle: JOIN THE DARK SIDE!
Umber: *sniffles* My dad was on that Death Star....
Kinkajou: *sighs* Where's Yoda when you need him....
Winter: IT'S OVER ANAKIN! I HAVE THE HIGHER GROUND!
Qibli: OH BUG OFF!
Winter: YOU WERE MY BROTHER!!!!!!!
Qibli: I THOUGHT WE WERE DATING!
Winter:...........DID YOU EVEN READ THE SCRIPT???
Qibli: What script?
Winter: *slices off all Qibli's limbs and leaves*
Qibli: *screams*
Qibli: WHY IS THIS SO PAINFUL!?!?!?!?!?
Rainkeeper: Well, we're done here.
Player/Hosts: *leaves*
Qibli:..........
Qibli: IS NO ONE GOING TO HELP ME?????
Emperor Palpatine: I will help you, Darth Vader....
Qibli: Uh oh.
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
