Air: *looks proud*
Air: Welp, I've finally done it. I've watched every single Supernatural episode in existence.
Seashell: Took you long enough.
Nightflyer: Wait....
Nightflyer: There's 13 seasons of Supernatural so far, about 22-23 episode per season, with the exception of season 3, which only has 16 episodes, episodes are roughly between 39-43 minutes long.... *pulls out calculator*
Joy: What is he doing?
Nightflyer: Assuming I've done the math correctly, if you sat down and watched every episode in one sitting....
Nightflyer: It would take you 506 days and 18 hours to watch all of Supernatural.
Rainkeeper: Woah. That's over a year!
Nightflyer: It's 12,162 hours to be exact.
Air: YEAH! LIFE WELL SPENT!
*players appear*
Kinkajou: What nooooooooooooooow
Rainkeeper: In honor of Air finishing every episode of Supernatural...
Seashell: We're giving every annoying dragon in Pyrrhia the Mark of Cain.
Air: Wait WHAT!?!?!
Nightflyer: And Joy has to kill them.
Joy: Sweet.
Air: Uh,Joy?
Joy: Yea?
Air: The only way you can be killed with the Mark of Cain, is with the First Blade.
Joy: Okay. Where do I get this blade?
Air: It can only be wielded by someone WITH the Mark.
Joy:......Well crap.
*Macaw, Faithbringer, Coconut, Ochre, Squid, Scarlet, Webs, Whirlpool, Magnificent, Morrowseer, Blaze, Burn, Icicle, Chameleon, and Blister appear*
Seashell: Huh. I thought there were more annoying dragons.
Nightflyer: Well, this is just the major ones in our opinion.
Air: Flame would've been here, but I heard he's dating Umber so that's a no go.
Nightflyer: It's a Scooby don't.
Air: OMM I LOVE THE SCOOBYNATURAL EPISODE!!!
Joy: Okay, so you're all technically unkillable.....Supposedly.
Joy: Let's test that theory.
*several knives, spears, guns, children's toys, daggers, swords, glass, lamps, Winchesters, demon torturers, and other skilled scavengers later...*
Joy: Welp, Air was right.
Air: Told ya.
Joy: Well, how was I supposed to know!?
Joy: *stabs butter knife into Macaw's eye*
Macaw: *screams*
Joy: *sighs*
Joy: There's got to be SOME other way to kill you all.
Squid: Nope, you're stuck with us foreve-
Joy: *rips butterknife out of Macaw and stabs Squid in the throat*
Riptide: THANK you.
Nightflyer: The only other way would be to be Death and lock them all away in a different planet.
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
