Can Vegans Eat Pizza? (D.O.D.)

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Air: *screaming*

Joy: Oh no.

Air: *keeps screaming*

Nightflyer: Air, what happened? Are you okay?

Air: *screams louder*

Rainkeeper: *silently puts on earmuffs*

Air: *keeps screaming*

Seashell: AIR STOP SCREAMING AND TELL US WHAT HAPPENED!

Joy: It's probably Supernatural related.

Air: *screams even louder*

Nightflyer: Quick! Make Destiel references! That'll calm her down!

Joy: Uh..........

Rainkeeper: I need you!

Seashell: The pizza man!

Joy: I'M THE ONE WHO GRIPPED YOU RIGHT AND RAISED YOU FROM PERDITION!

Seashell: Cats!

Nightflyer: DESTIEL HIGH SCHOOL AU'S WITH ENOUGH FLUFF TO STUFF A COUCH!

Air: *screams turn into sobs*

Nightflyer: Crying. Good. We can deal with that.

Joy: Air? You sane enough to tell us what happened?

Air: EVERYTHING WEN TO SHIT!!!!!! DEAN BEAT UP CAS- DEAN FUCKING KILLED DEATH FUK FUCK EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT! CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!?!?!!?!??!!?? DAMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!!

Rainkeeper: Air, slow down. Use your words.

Air: *screams*

Air: THE DARKNESS IS COMING TO KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!! 

Nightflyer: Air, relax. It's all gonna be okay.

Air: *sobbing with emotional trauma*

Seashell: Jeez, Air. It's just a-

Hosts: *tackle Seashell to the ground*

Joy: *has a knife at Seashell's throat*

Rainkeeper: You finish that sentence and you'll never be heard from again.

Joy: Nothing. Is JUST the thing that it is. Not when there's a fandom.

Nightflyer: So shut the fuck up. Got it?

Seashell: *nods*

Air: *grabs Nightflyer and drags him away*

Air: Nightflyer come with me, we need to have a dragon funeral for a fictional scavenger.

Nightflyer: Okay. I'll go get some firewood.

*players appear*

Joy: Dare time!

Peril: Wait!

Fatespeaker: Where's Airflyer?

Rainkeeper: Somebody died or something, they'll be back soon.

Players:......*slightly concerned*

Joy: Now, in the mean time, let's torture Clay and Tsunami!

Glory: Fine by me.

Peril: NOT FINE!

Rainkeeper: Relax, they just have to be vegans.

All:........

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