Dedicated to:
Rainkeeper: We're uping our game. Five dares this time!
Joy: *stomps* TWO HOPS THIS TIME!
Air: *hops twice* SLIDE TO THE LEFT!
Nightflyer: *slides to left* SLIDE TO THE RIGHT!
Seashell: *slides to the right* CRISS CROSS!
Hosts, minus Rainkeeper: *criss cross* EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS *does the Cha-Cha slide*
Rainkeeper:...............You are all insane.
Joy: Then it's a good thing that this is- THE INSANITY PART!!!!
*players appear*
Air: *fires confetti cannons and laughs manically*
Kinkajou: Oooooo preetty.....
Sunny: What's all this?
Seashell: IT'S RANDOMNESS TIME PEOPLES!!!!
Umber: HALLELUJAH!
Joy: Moon! Slap Winter and Qibli!
Moon: Kay. *bitchslaps Winter*
Winter: *disappears*
Moon: *slaps Qibli*
Qibli: Ow! WHAT THE HECK!
Turtle: Why is Winter gone?
Nightflyer: Because we can't have true Randomness time with him here.
Peril: So, what now? Do we just go crazy?
Joy: Sort of. Go crazy, AND watch as Deathbringer kisses Glory, Moon speaks in another language, and Glorybringer roleplays as Queen Slushie and King Butter Slime.
Glory: Whose that?
Joy: I have no idea! You decide!
Seashell: What language should Moon speak?
*Coal and Firefly appear*
Firefly: LATIN!
Nightflyer: What the hell are you doing here?????
Air: We were asked to bring them in for the funny dares. This seemed appropriate.
Coal: *flips on sunglasses*
Coal: Cha cha now y'all.
*Randomness time begins*
Moon: Quae est infernum, hoc est?
Seashell: Oh, this is gonna be fun.
Joy: Randomness tempus, ut 'quid!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainkeeper: Wait you know Latin?
Joy: After our future children visited I figured it be wise to learn it. So yea.
Joy: *snaps with sass* Tolle quod.
Deathbringer: Eh, might as well. *kisses Glory*
Glory: *grins*
Deathbringer: Oh no.
Glory: HOW DARE YOU KISS THE MIGHTY QUEEN SLUSHIE?!?!?!!? *throws slushie at Deathbringer*
Deathbringer: HOW DARE YOU TAINT KING BUTTER SLIME!!?!? *attacks Glory with a stick of butter*
Carnelian: *standing on a hippo wielding a sharpened pool cue* TO BE, OR NOT TO BE, THAT IS THE QUESTION!!!!!
Kinkajou: *has somehow frozen the floor and is doing an Olympic style Ice skating routine with Turtle while singing*
Kinkajou: DON'T GO WASTING YOUR EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTIOOOOOOOOOON!!!!! *jumps on Turtle*
Kinkajou: Your turn.
Turtle: *rolls eyes and lifts Kinkajou up* LAY ALL YOUR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Kinkajou: *flashes colors*
Moon: *whistles in approval*
Rainkeeper: Where's Umber?
Amber: Who's Umber?
Amber: *starts flirting with Qibli*
Qibli: Well aren't you cute.
Moon: Suspendisse! No! Malum transvestite!!!!
Air: *slowly raises paint colored brush*
Nightflyer: Air, put the brush.....Down.
Air: *laughs and tackles Nightflyer to paint him*
Clay: *is cooking a cow on Peril's back*
Peril: *is playing with Clay's tail* You know, I like this randomness thing.
Clay: Me too.
Queen Slushie/King Butter Slime: *have teamed up for evilness*
Joy: *is blaring music and dancing on a tabletop like the girl in the above video*
Fatespeaker: *dancing*
Fatespeaker: *gets attacked by slushie covered butter*
Fatespeaker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunny: *has made a crown out of bottles* *dancing*
Rainkeeper: *splattering dragons with paint*
Starflight: *reading a scroll*
Seashell: *steals scroll and rides away on a tauntaun while shouting LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLLOLOLOOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starflight: *sniffles and walks away to find something else to do*
Tsunami: *wrestling with Riptide on the ground*
Tsunami: WHEN YOU LOSE, WE SHOULD TONGUE-WRESTLE!
Riptide: YOU MEAN WHEN YOU LOSE!!!
Moon: *playing air-guitar on top of the stereo**
Firefly: *juggling Molotov cocktails*
Coal: *moonwalking in the epic sunglasses while singing Come baby come by K9*
Winter: *walks in*
Winter: *looks around*
Winter: Every fucking time I leave this room....
Moon: HIEMS!!!!!
Qibli: WINTER, JOIN US IN THE WACKYNESS!!!!
Winter:................*taps foot*
Moon: *grins knowingly*
Winter: *breaks out into a song and tap dance*
Winter: TO DANCE AGAIN! I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE YEARS TO DANCE AGAIN!!!!!! NOW AT ONCE A CHANCE APPEARS!!!! TO HEAR THE BEAT- NOW ON YOUR FEET! IT'S TIME TO DANCE AGAIN!!!
All: *joins in and starts a kickline*
All: HE'LL DANCE AGAIN! HE'S BEEN WAITING ALL THESE YEARS TO DANCE AGAIN!!! NOW AT ONCE A CHANCE APPEARS! IT'S TIME TO DANCE!!!
IT'S TIME TO DANCE!!!
IT'S TIME TO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE-
AAGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glory: *throws slushie in Winter's face*
Joy: Ha!
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
