Seashe: Oh, this will be goooooooooooood.
Rainkeeper: I know right?
Joy: *groans*
Rainkeeper: What?
Joy: My fucking head hurts, that's what!
Air: I don't want to talk about that last dare.
Nightflyer: *smiles* I do.
*players appear*
Seashell: We have a hilarious dare for you today!
Rainkeeper: But no one here understands time travel or the concepts of space and time, so we're gonna bring in future Moon and just hope that the world doesn't explode.
Niightflyer: Good times.
Players:..............
Glory: Okaaaaaaaaaay.
Winter: What's the dare?
Air: You just have to meet someone.
*Stardust appears*
Stardust: Hello.
Clay: Shit not another one.
Tsunami: Who does this one belong to?
Joy: Shut up and let the hybrid talk.
Carnelian: Hybrid? Well that helps.
Stardust: Hi, I'm Stardust. I'm Moon's son.
Moon: *eyes practically pop out of head*
Moon: Fuck.
Winter/Qibli: *practically trampling each other to get to him*
Winter: *grabs Stardust*
Qibli: WHO THE HELL IS YOUR FATHER!?!?!?!?!?!
Glory: Well this is amusing.
Sunny: I'm liking this.
Stardust: I don't know.
Winter: *releases him*
Winter: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Qibli: Fucking shit.
Joy: LANGUAGE!
Winter: Do you know ANYTHING that might help us determine who your father is?
Carnelian: Literally ANYTHING.
Stardust:........
Stardust: Well, I was conceived in a three-way....
Moon: Seriously.
Moon: Seriously?
Moon: THAT'S what I tell my child?
Moon: OUT OF EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD-
Stardust: Actually I found that out through my godmother.
Moon: And whose that?
Stardust: Joy.
Joy: Yea, I would be the one to tell him that.
Moon: *attacks Joy*
Qibli: So......................A three-way.
Winter: Not happening.
Qibli: But-
Winter: Nope.
Stardust: Yep.
Winter: Never.
Stardust: It happens.
Qibli: I'm liking the looks of this future.
Starflight: You know, we could settle this matter with a small DNA test.
Winter: I'm in!
Qibli: Let's do this!
Stardust: *shrugs* Okay.
*one DNA test later*
Starflight: Okay, so he is definitely Moon's son.
Air: *rolls eyes* We already knew that
Moon: I didn't.
Stardust: Hello Mother.
Moon:.................*screams*
Kinkajou: JUST TELL US WHO THE FATHER IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starflight: It's-
*future Moon appears*
Moon: Nope. *steals test results and wipes it from Starflight's head*
*future Moon disappears*
Winter: *goes on a long swearing tangent*
Qibli: *screeches*
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
