Joy: You evil little son of a-
Rainkeeper: OKAY! THANKS FOR THE AWESOME DARE!
Nightflyer: Which one are we gonna do?
Air: Why not both?
Seashell: .....You're sick dragons.
Joy: *growling*
Rainkeeper: *pats Joy on the head* No murdering today, okay Jo?
Joy: No promises Keepie.
Air: *bursts out laughing* KEEPIE!?!?!?
Rainkeeper: *grimaces* It's what she called me when she was little.
Joy: *smiles innocently*
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Kelp appears, Faithbringer and Pineapple appear in a cell*
Kelp: I'm not liking the looks of this.
Faithbringer: What's not to like?
Pineapple: Wait a sec......HOW THE HELL IS THAT SEAWING STILL ALIVE?!?!
Air: Congrats Kelp! You have been dared!
Kelp:.....oh no.
Seashell: Oh it's easy. You simply have to kiss either Pineapple or Faithbringer.
Air: Or both.
Rainkeeper: Preferably Faithbringer.
Kelp: *looks mortified*
Kelp: And you let them okay this??!!??!!?
Joy: I didn't get a choice. Plus they agreed to let me kill them later.
Air: And, as a bonus, Kelp, you get to kiss Joy as much as you want after it's over.
Seashell: But the kiss with Faithbringer must be on the lips.
Nightflyer: That sounds horrifying. Good luck buddy.
Kelp: *shudders* I'm gonna need it.
Rainkeeper: So! Who's the lucky lady?
Kelp: Faithbringer I guess.
Nightflyer: WHY?
Kelp: Mainly because Pineapple slit my throat that one time.
Nightflyer: Oh yea....
Air: *chains Joy to wall for safety*
Air: We're good!
Kelp: *grimaces and quickly kisses Faithbringer*
Faithbringer: *grabs the back of his head and deepens the kiss*
Kelp: *squirming as he tries to get away*
Nightflyer: *whistling as he quietly breaks the chain holding Joy*
Nightflyer: If you kill Faithbringer too, I'll let you go.
Joy: Are you kidding? She's first.
Nightflyer: *releases Joy*
Joy: *pulls out chakrams and screams*
Kelp: *gasps as Faithbringer releases him*
Kelp: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!!! *spits on the ground and shudders* THAT WAS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joy: *beating the heck out of Faithbringer*
Nightflyer: *watching with a smile*
Seashell: Shouldn't we stop her?
Rainkeeper: *beating the heck out of Pineapple* Huh?
Air: Why would we do that?
Seashell:..............................Fair point.
Faithbringer: *dies*
Kelp: *kisses Joy*
Kelp: Thank the moons. It's over.
Joy: UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!
All of Pyrrhia: *screams in fear*
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
