Seashell: GUYS DID YOU KNOW FAIRIES ARE REAL!?!?!?
Joy: Fairies, or Faeries? There's a difference.
Air: FIGHT THE FAIRIES!
Joy: DEATH TO TAMLIN EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY YET!
Seashell: GuuuuuuuuuuyySS!!!!
Rainkeeper: Yes, what IS it, Tinkerbell?
Seashell: So, some fairy gave me pixie dust-
Nightflyer: And now we're all going to fly off to Neverland and die?
Seashell: We don't need fairy dust for that, but I was just wondering what would happen if I did this. *dumps fairy dust on everyone*
Hosts:.........
*random 80's montage music starts playing*
Hosts: *start crazily dancing to Take on Me*
Joy: TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Air: TAKE ME OOOOOOOON.
Nightflyer: I'LL BE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
Rainkeeper: IN A *cue insanely high note*
*players appear*
Players:........ *awkwardly watching as the Hosts keep acting like they're high and singing 80's music*
Nightflyer: *jumping uncontrollably*
Nightflyer: WAKE ME UP! BEFORE YOU GO-GO!
Air: DON'T LEAVE ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAANGING ON LIKE A YO-YO!
Joy: WAITWAIT GUYS CHECK THIS OUT!
Joy: *changes her voice to sound weird*
Joy: I CAN FEEL IT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLING IN THE AAAAAAAAAAAIR TONIGHT!
Air: What's calling to me?
Seashell: *giggles*
Rainkeeper: *brandishing a candlestick*
Rainkeeper: WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
Joy: *slams Thor's hammer*
Joy: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainkeeper: WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT!
Hosts: WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!
Players: ..........
Tsunami: What the hell is WRONG with you guys today?
Air: FIGHT THE FAIRIES! CLOSE ENCOUNTER! KILL THE LEPRECHAUN!!!!!!!!
Seashell: MAGIC FAIRY DUST!!!!!!!!!!!
Clay: Oh.
Glory: Aaaaaand it's official.
Deathbringer: They've finally gone completely insane.
Nightflyer: *tells dare to Starflight*
Starflight:.........Wonderful.
Rainkeeper: HAVE A FEAST!
*feast appears*
Clay: OMM FOOD! *dives for it*
Hosts: *start moon-walking*
Peril: We should give some of this Fairy dust to Sunny...
Sunny: *stares at Hosts*
Sunny: No thanks....
Clay: *grabs turkey*
Starflight: *steals turkey*
Clay: What the.... *grabs Chicken*
Starflight: *steals chicken*
Clay: Hey! *keeps trying to eat food*
Starflight: *keeps stealing food*
Clay: *whimpers*
Clay: *reaches for cookie*
Starflight: *steals cookie*
Clay: But I want the cookie!
Starflight: Nope.
Clay:.........
Clay: PER PER STARFLIGHT IS STEALING ALL MY FOOD!!!
Peril: Clay, you're bigger then him. And stronger. And just generally more powerful. Just take it back.
Clay: Oh. That's a good idea.
Clay: *lunges at Starflight*
*You Spin Me Round starts playing*
Nightflyer: YOU SPIN RIGHT ROUND, BABY RIGHT ROUND, LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND!
*Kelp randomly appears*
Joy: *points at him*
Joy: ALL I KNOW IS THAT TO ME YOU LOOK LIKE YOURE LOTS OF FUN, OPEN UP YOUR LOVING ARMS, WATCH OUT HERE I COME!
Air: DO -DO- DOOODOOO DE DOOOODOOO DE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait, wrong song.
Kelp: .........And this is why I'm not a host.
Joy: WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY LIKE THE WOOOOOOOOOLF!
Kelp: Because of crazy shit like this.
Clay: I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT STARFLIGHT KEEPS STEALING MY FOOD!
Peril: *burns Starflight* Where's his food?
Starflight: AAAAAAAAAH! IT'S OVER THERE, OKAY!
Peril: Thank you! *keeps burning Starflight*
Starflight: *dies*
Fatespeaker: STARFLIGHT!
Hosts: WELCOME TO YOUR LIFE......
All:...........*slowly starts singing*
All: EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WOOOORLD.
All: ALL FOR FREEDOM AND FOR PLEASURE, NOTHING EVER LASTS FOREVER. EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD.
Seashell: *throws more fairy dust on everyone*
A/N: So this is what happens when I write this while listening to the 80's station....
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
