Joy: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Air: *laughing so hard that no sound comes out* I - can't - breathe...
*Jade Winglet appears*
Moon: I am begining to hate this game.
Winter: Already there.
Turtle: Same.
Joy: Shut up cause THE GAME WON'T STOP UNTIL THERE ARE NO MORE IDEAS LEFT!!!!
Air: So does that mean that we will be playing Truth or Dare when we are born?
Joy/Air: *contemplates time travel*
Me: My head hurts....JULIANNE I NEED YOUR WHOVIAN ABILITIES TO UNDERSTAND THIS *disappears to find *
Umber: What are we doing today?
Joy: Actually, you guys don't have to do anything.
Moon: Wait, What?
Qibli: What's the catch? There's always a catch with you two.
Air: No catch. Just go about your daily lives while Winter spends the entire day with Kinkajou.
Joy: And no one else!
Kinkajou: *evil laughter*
Winter: Oh f*ck
Turtle: We need to make this as evil as possible.
Joy: Got it covered! *snaps talons* * 16 cans of red bull appear*
Air: Hey Kinkajou, drink these
Kinkajou: Okay! *drinks all 16 cans*
Turtle: how do you feel? Kinkajou? Are you alright?
Kinkajou: Of course I'm alright. I'm flying on a sloth that has rainbows shooting out of his butt.
Moon: Oh no.
Air: Let's get started! And we will be video taping this so that we'll know what happens.
*Everyone but Winter and Kinkajou leaves*
Winter: .............Maybe this won't be that ba-
Kinkajou: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHRJJLGZBMFFH;V NI RYHFK I
Winter: Crap.
Kinkajou: WINNIE!!!!! *grabs Winter and starts bouncing uncontrollably* PLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Winter: NO! No play!
Kinkajou: *starts laughing*
*3 hours later*
Joy: We should check on Winter, see how he's holding up.
Air: Okay *checks camera*
*Winter is screaming at the top of his lungs as Kinkajou laughs and jumps on his back*
Air: He's fine.
*21 hours later*
Moon: Okay Winter, you can leave no- Oh my moons.
Winter: *wearing a crown made out of daisies and humming* Who's Winter? I'm Queen Sunshine of the ScreamyWings. Aren't I pretty?
Kinkajou: *passed out from sugar high* *snores*
Qibli: Uh, Winter?
Winter: MY NAME IS QUEEN SUNSHINE AND YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO ME OR I WILL HAVE YOU VIOLENTLY DISMEMBERED BY MY VICIOUS ATTACK SLOTH!!!!!*points at Kinkajou*
Carnelian: Okay, then.
Winter: YOU!*points at Carnelian*
Carnelian:................yes?
Winter: YOU ARE THE MOST HIDEOUS WALRUS IN THIS ROOM. I'M CROWNING YOU KING BUTTERFLY!!!!
Carnelian: The fuck?
Air: What have we done?
Joy: I don't know....
Winter: ALL BOW TO KING BUTTERFLY!!!!!!
Umber: Okay! *bows*
Winter: YOU! PEASANT! *points at Umber*
Umber: yes?
Winter: KILL THE NON-BOWING TRATIORS!!!!
Umber: Yes your majesty! *salutes Queen Sunshine*
Turtle: Uh oh.
Moon: RUN!!
*Air, Joy, Moon, Turtle, and Qibli run away from Umber screaming*
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
