All The Animuses (J.W.)

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Air: So, I've started looking into YouTube.

Joy: Oh. NO.

Air: *throws hula hoop on Nightflyer*

Nightflyer: What the-

Air: The singing scavenger said if you like it, you should put a ring on it!

Nightflyer: Air, not this type of ring....

Rainkeeper: Give up now.

Air: Some other scavenger was singing about a Hollarback girl, but I don't know what that is. Joy! What's a hollarback girl?

Joy: How should I know?

Air: I dunno, I just figured you did.

Seashell: How are you JUST discovering YouTube now?

*players appear*

Winter/Qibli: *sit on the floor in stony silence*

Rainkeeper: What's this?

Qibli: WE ARE ON A STRIKE!

Joy: An air strike?

Air: Who am I striking?

Winter: WE REFUSE TO DO ANY MORE DARES UNTIL YOU GIVE US MORE HUMANE WORKING CONDITIONS!

Joy: What is this, a union?

Nightflyer: Okay, well have fun striking. This dare doesn't involve you anyways.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*teleports everyone to the Colosseum*

Rainkeeper: Wait, I thought we were going to Scarlet's arena.

Seashell: We WERE, but then Joy and I stayed up all night watching Gladiator and 300. 

Turtle: These dares are madness!

Joy: Madness? No, THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!! *kicks Turtle into the arena*

Nightflyer: Joy WTF.

Joy: What, he was supposed to be down there anyways!

Kinkajou: Turtle, you okay?

Turtle: *weakly* I'm fine.

Seashell: Good! Then let's get started! *snaps talons*

*Albatross, Arctic, Darkstalker, Jerboa, Anemone, Orca, Diamond, Stonemover, Firefly, Stardust, and Fathom appear in the arena*

Air: Since no one specified what era of Animuses were supposed to be here, we brought them all!

Nightflyer: Past, Present, and Future!

Moon: Why are you wearing a hula hoop?

Nightflyer: Don't ask stupid questions.

Air: OMG YOU HAVE BEEN SECRETLY WATCHING SUPERNATURAL I KNEW IT.

Rainkeeper: *talks through megaphone*

Rainkeeper: ALL ANIMUSES ARE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH HUNGER GAMES STYLE!

Joy: *steals megaphone* WE STILL HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAT WORKS, SO JUST KILL EACH OTHER!

Rainkeeper: *steals back megaphone* AND ONE MORE THING- WE'RE LETTING YOU USE YOUR MAGIC!

Kinkajou: Oh no.

Winter: shit.

Umber: Are we safe up here?

Seashell: Yeah, you'll be fine.

Seashell:......Probably.

Carnelian: PROBABLY!?!?!

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