Some Crazy Shit. {pardon my french} (Both)

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Joy: I like this dare.

Air: *holds up protest sign*

Nightflyer: *reads sign* No more depressing dares? What?

Air: Aw forget it. *throws out sign* That was boring.

Seashell: *sighs* So much for an ally.

Air: Seashell, if you want me to be your ally, make things more interesting. 

Seashell: HOW.

Air: *shrugs* I don't know. Make it Destiel related. *skips away, holding a Dean winchester doll*

Nightflyer:.....Some days I think she loves Destiel more than me.

Rainkeeper: *shakes head* Not possible.

*players appear*

Joy: We brought food today!

Clay: YES!!!!!!!!!!!

Rainkeeper: But Clay gets it last so that everyone gets some.

Clay: Awww.

Joy: But you HAVE to try the brownies.

Air: I made them with Nightflyer!

Nightflyer: They're delicious.

All: *eats brownies*

Joy: *starts laughing and forces everyone into a closet, locks door behind her and slides key under door*

Seashell: Uh Joy? How are we going to get out of here?

Joy: Kelp will be here in a few hours to unlock the door.

Glory: What's going on????

Joy: I spiked the brownies for today's dare.

Air: YOU TAINTED MY MAGIC BROWNIES!!!!

Joy: Yea.

Starflight: With what?!?!!?

Joy: Crack.

Nightflyer: But we had already spiked them with heroin!

Air: What does that mean?

Rainkeeper:......We all just ate Flakka brownies and may die. 

Moon: Great.

*a few minutes later*

All: *is high and hyper*

*The room they're locked in is filled with alcohol, foam bats, chairs, a wrestling arena, vending machines, and Foosball*

Everyone: *goes crazy*

Sunny: *laughing and swinging from a rope attached to the ceiling*

Air: *laughing manically and scribbling Destiel drawings on the walls in crayon*

Clay: *beating up the vending machine* GIVE ME FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starflight: *having a giant Foosball tournament with Riptide*

Winter: *drinking an insane amount of liquor with Tsunami and Carnelian*

Amber: *kisses Qibli*

Moon: *throwing foam squares at everyone*

Turtle: *jamming out to no music*

Peril: *screaming at bowls*

Glory: *is wrestling Tsunami*

Deathbringer: *dreamily watching the wrestling match*

Sunny: *sharing a flask with Fatespeaker*

Rainkeeper: *doing a ballet routine*

Joy:......*slams Nightflyer in the face with a chair*

Joy: *searches for her next victim*

*3 hours later*

Kelp: *whistling and unlocks the door, peers inside*

Everyone: *unconscious*

Joy: *has dilated pupils, holding a chair and panting*

Kelp: *leans again doorframe*

Kelp:......Hey Joy.

Joy: *drops chair*

Kelp:....How's it goin?

Joy: ......Rainbows...*passes out*

Kelp:......*looks around*

Kelp: *shrugs*

Kelp: *leaves and relocks door*

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