Hosts: *chilling*
Air: *slams into the room*
Nightflyer: CRAP SHE FOUND US.
Seashell: What?
Air: JOHN AND MARY, HUSBAND AND WIFE!
Joy: What boring names.
Air: BRINGING HOME A BRAND NEW LIFE!
Rainkeeper: Okaaay.
Air: HIS NAME IS SAAAAAMMMY!!!!!
Seashell: *facetalons*
Air: IM BIG BROTHER DEAN!
Nightflyer: Does that make me Castiel?
*players appear*
Seashell: Happy Easter everyone!
Carnelian: ANOTHER scavenger holiday?
Rainkeeper: Yep!
Air: I can't wait! We dyed eggs and The Easter Bunny's going to come and bring me presents and CANDY.
Hosts: .....
Seashell: Air, you realize tha-
Nightflyer: SHUSH.
Joy: she doesn't know.
Air: Don't know what?
Nightflyer: Nothing, sweetie. The Easter Bunny's going to bring you lots of candy.
Air: YAY! Then I'll use it to summon Gabriel!
Joy: Please don't.
Umber: what are we doing today?
Seashell: You guys? Nothing. Winter, on the other hand...
Winter: Every. Freaking. TIME.
Joy: Yep!
Nightflyer: *shoves Winter in the closet*
Air: *locks closet door*
Joy: And now we wait.
*in the closet*
Winter: what the-
Cliff: SPARKLY DRAGON YOU'RE BACK!
Winter: FUCKNO *banging on the door*
Winter: NOT AGAIN LEMMEOUT!!!!
Seashell: It's different this time Winnie!
Winter: What's different?
Peacemaker: Hello
Winter: *screams*
Cliff: EW. You again?
Peacemaker: I AM STILL WAY CUTER THAN YOU.
Cliff: Well, i's more accomlished den YOU.
Peacemaker: I'm gonna be king of the Nightwings!
Winter: Dude, you're the only one here who's NOT royalty. I could be king before you- and my entire family thinks I'm dead.
Cliff: An' i's an only child, so I could be King before you.
Winter: The thought of you being king terrifies me.
Cliff: It should!
Peacemaker: I IS A FIERCE WARMIOR AN I WILL RULE!!!! *attacks Winter*
Winter: AH! GET OFF ME YOU LITTLE SPIDER MONKEY!!
Cliff: KILL HIM WINTER! HES EVIL!
Meanwhile....
Turtle: So, what's Easter about?
Rainkeeper: Well-
Air: This giant bunny rabbit named Peter Cottontail goes around and hides multicolored eggs in your house and then he leaves you baskets full of candy and toys!
Rainkeeper: That's not-
Joy: Rainkeeper, don't go into the religious specifics. Let her have this.
Rainkeeper: .... Fine.
Nightflyer: Maybe we should dye some Easter eggs while waiting for Winter.
Air: YES.
Three hours later....
Cliff: *knocks on closet door*
Cliff: Hello?
Cliff: Anybody there?
Cliff: Everyone else is dead, I think...
Cliff: I'D LIKE TO GO HOME NOW!
Air: I made Devil's traps on mine. *holds up Easter egg*
Nightflyer: I just put a lot of colors.
Moon: I've got stars on mine
Joy: I drew little knives on mine, and will launch all of your Easter eggs out of a cannon when this is done.
All:....
Qibli: Well, in that case launch mine! It says Turtljou so maybe if you launch it out of a cannon, it will become canon
Air: That. Is. GENIUS. *tosses egg at Joy*
Air: LAUNCH THIS ONE!!!
Joy: it says Cockles.
Air: Hey, you can't have Destiel if we don't have Cockles first.
Nightflyer: .... At least you're adding logic to your obsessive Destiel disorder.
Rainkeeper: she has a very serious case of ODD
Nightflyer: Yes, we gave it a name.
Seashell: I think Winter is done now.
Joy: *opens closet door and screams*
All: *races over*
Winter: *lying dead on the floor next to Peacemaker*
Cliff: *looking traumatized*
Seashell: THE CINNABUN IS SCARED!!!!!
Rainkeeper: *wraps Cliff in a fluffy blanket*
Moon: *hugs Cliff*
Seashell: *hands him a cup of hot chocolate*
Turtle: It's okay, little cinnabun
Kinkajou: No ones gonna hurt you now.
Cliff: *whimpers*
Nightflyer: *wraps more blankets around Cliff*
Air: Aw, come here you little sushi roll *hugs Cliff*
Carnelian: How about we sing your song?
Umber: Will that make you feel better?
Qibli:......
Qibli: DOES NO ONE CARE THAT WINTER WAS MURDERED BY PEACMAKER!?!?!??
Joy: SHUT UP. THE ADORABLE CINNABUN SKYWING PRINCE IS TRAUMATIZED AND WE MUST COMFORT HIM!
Seashell: NO ONE CARES ABOUT PEACEMAKER AND WINTER RIGHT NOW.
Qibli:.....*looks at Winter's dead body and sniffles*
Qibli: I care....
Seashell: Oh for the love of *snaps talons*
Winter: *respawns*
Qibli: YAY!
Winter: WTF
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
