A/N: *giggling at the title* Dedicated to Starflight0101
Joy: *starts singing the Mission impossible theme song*
Rainkeeper: Bond. James Bond.
Air: Shouldn't you use your own name?
Rainkeeper:..... Fair point.
Rainkeeper: Keeper. Rainkeeper.
Seashell: ....Nah, James Bond sounds better.
Nightflyer: Flyer. Nightflyer.
Air: Oooooo
Seashell: Shell. Seashell.
Air: if only we could do that with our names, Joy.
Joy: pssh, I don't need to call myself James Bond- I AM JAMES BOND.
Rainkeeper: Really?
Joy:....Well, I mean I've got the weapons, the fighting skills, the- *gasps* NO WAIT! I'm M! Because I've got a squad! And they're all my 007's!
Nightflyer: Can you NOT bring up the squad?
Joy: You're just jelly that I have a mini army.
Nightflyer:... No, I'm really not...
Seashell: Shush, all of you. Let's just go spy on the DOD's daily lives.
Air: And away we go!
Seashell: *appears in Sea Kingdom*
Tsunami: Can I date him now?
Coral: no.
Tsunami: Now?
Coral: No.
Tsunami: Now?
Coral: NO.
Tsunami: How bout now?
Coral: NO!
Tsunami: Now?
Coral: NO! YOU CANNOT DATE RIPTIDE! I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!!!!
Tsunami:......
Tsunami: How about.... Now?
Coral: *screams in rage*
Seashell: Well, that's one way...
Air: *appears in Mud Kingdom*
Peril: Alright, Clay, that's 65,001 cooked up cows for you. That should last you a while. Now I'm gonna go sneak away with the Jade Winglet and fuck shit up, okay?
Clay: Okay!
Clay: *eats all the cows*
Clay: WAIT PERIL COME BACK IM STILL HUNGRY!
Peril: ......
Clay:.... Please?
Peril: *sighs*
Peril: Fiiiiine. Raising Darkstalker can wait till next week.
Clay: Yay!
Air:.....*facetalons into the Rainforest*
Joy: *appears in the rainforest*
Deathbringer: Pleeeeeeease Glory?
Glory: Deathbringer, this is the 76th time you have asked. The answer, still, is NO.
Deathbringer: But why??
Glory: Because the tribes don't know we're dating.
Deathbringer: Yes they do.
Glory: No they d-
Entire rainforest: YES WE DO.
Glory:.....
Deathbringer: How about now?
Glory:.... Fine. *kisses him*
Deathbringer: VICTORY!!!
Glory: ....Why do I like you?
Entire rainforest: *starts listing billions of reasons*
Joy: Why am I even surprised?
Nightflyer: *appears in JMA library*
Starflight: *sorting scrolls and muttering to himself*
Nightflyer: Well, that's normal. Now where's-
Fatespeaker: *slams into the room*
Fatespeaker: STARRY!!!
Starflight: *internally sighs*
Starflight: Hello Fatespeaker.
Fatespeaker:.....Need help with anything?
Starflight: Nope!
Fatespeaker:.... Okay... *leaves*
Nightflyer:.....Well okay then.
Rainkeeper: *appears in Sandwing Kingdom*
Sunny: *doing normal princess things*
Rainkeeper: *sighs* Why did I have to get stuck with the boring one?
Sunny: *looks around shiftly*
Rainkeeper: Oooo, what's this?
Sunny: *sneaks out of Stronghold*
Rainkeeper: Intriguing, Sunny, very intriguing.
Sunny: Hello Meerkat.
Meerkat: Sunny.
Rainkeeper: You sneaky little Sandwing....
*several hours later*
Hosts: *arrive back at JMA*
Seashell: So, anyone learn anything interesting?
Joy: Nope!
Air: Not really.
Nightflyer: Air, were you just bingeing Supernatural instead of watching them?
Air: NO!
Nightflyer: *waits*
Air:.....I was bingeing supernatural fan videos...
Nightflyer: *facetalons*
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*players appear*
Starflight: I thought it wasn't a dare day!
Joy: It wasn't. We've just been stalking you guys for the last couple days.
Glory: Oh moons.
Seashell: Day and night. Your EVERY movement.
Sunny: Shit.
Rainkeeper: *giggles*
Sunny: WHAT DO YOU KNOW!?!?!
Rainkeeper: Sunkat, Sunkat, LALALALALA!
Sunny: *looks mad*
Nightflyer: SHE'S ANGRY!
Air: QUICK! RUN FROM EVIL ANGRY SUNNY!!!
Hosts: *disappear*
Players:.......
Clay: I am very confused.
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
Hayran KurguExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...