Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet

Couple's Therapy (Both)

Rainkeeper: Um.....Why?

Seashell: Because it'll be priceless.

Joy: Trust me.

Nightflyer: Why the hell would we trust you?

Joy: ....You don't trust me?

Air: No.

Seashell: Nope.

Nightflyer: Not at all.

Rainkeeper: Not even the slightest.

Joy:...... Well THANKS.

*players appear*

Starflight: WHAT NOW?!!?

Air: Geez Starflight. Why so angry?

Joy: Don't go Hulk on us.

Starflight: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE WE ALL JUST GOT MURDERED BY PERIL.

Umber: Wait what?

Riptide: Hey! I was still alive!

Tsunami: Yea. Thanks so much for the HELP.

Riptide: Nice, Tsunami, nice.

Moon: What are we doing now?

Seashell: You're all going to couple's therapy.

All:.......................

Glory: ....Why?

Turtle: None of us have relationship issues.

Sunny: Some of us don't even have relationships.

Air: BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY!

Nightflyer: Now, does anybody know a marriage counselor?

*silence*

Nightflyer:..... A psychiatrist?

*crickets*

Nightflyer: How about a guidance counselor?

*nothing*

Nightflyer: Okay..... what about a therapist?

Joy: Oh yea. I got one of those on speed dial.

All: *stares at Joy*

Rainkeeper: Wu- Why do you have a therapist on speed dial?

Joy:....... Why would I NOT have the Devil's therapist on speed dial?

Air: WAIT WHAT THE DEVIL!?!?!?! *pulls out a Colt pistol*

Nightflyer: *takes gun from Air*

Nightflyer: Since when does Lucifer have a therapist?

Joy:.......

Joy: Long story. Don't ask.

All:...........

Joy: Her name is Linda.

Seashell: Okay then. *snaps talons*

*everyone is teleported to therapist's office*

Linda: .....Um.

Joy: Linda! Darling! SO good to see you again! How's Lucifer doing?

Linda: Uh, he's fine?

Joy: Wonderful! Listen, can you do me a favor?

*ten minutes later*

Clay:*sitting on a couch*

Peril: *standing on flame retardant metal*

Linda: So..... Tell me about your relationship.

Peril: Well, I'm an ex-arena fighter with fire scales. I kill everyone I touch and am generally hated by the public.