Joy: What are we doing today?
Nightflyer: Oh, nothing much
Rainkeeper: Hey, Air? Did you ever let those to scavengers out of the closet?
Air: You mean Dean and Castiel? No.
Seashell: Air! Scavengers need food too!
Air: Castiel doesn't.
Joy: I'll let them out. *opens closet*
Hosts: *shove Joy in the closet and lock the door behind her*
Joy: What the- GUYS!! WHAT THE HELL?
Air: Sorry, Joy! But a bug gotta do what a bug gotta do!
Joy: LET ME OUT!
Rainkeeper: No! You have to stay in for the whole day!
Joy: *sighs* Fine. This really isn't much of a dare!
Nightflyer: Then you clearly haven't looked around.
Joy: What is there to se- *screams bloody murder*
Macaw: Hello Joy, lovely, lovely Joy.
Joy: LETMEOUTLETMEOUTLETMEOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seashell: No can do!!!
Joy: *screaming and banging on the door*
Macaw: Aw, calm down Joy. It's not that bad. How about we do a bit of seven minutes in heaven to pass the time?
Some random Icewing at the very tip of Pyrrhia: *looks up and frowns*
Coral: *does the same*
Random Icewing: Did somebody just....
Coral: Scream?
Air: Thoughts?
Rainkeeper: WHAT?
Seashell: Calm down.
Rainkeeper: I CAN'T CALM DOWN, I CAN'T HEAR.
Nightflyer: Oh great.
Macaw: OH, come on Joy. you love me!
Joy: *punches Macaw in the face* *knocks him out*
Joy :Thank. The. Moons. CAN I GET SOME ROPE IN HERE?
Hosts: NO!
Joy: Fuck.
*two hours later*
Macaw: Ow. Is that any way to treat your future husband?
Joy: *words cannot describe the level of disgust written on her face*
Joy: YOU COULD DIG UP MY DEAD CORPSE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW AND I'D STILL KICK YOUR ASS RATHER THAN MARRY YOU!! I'D KISS DARKSTALKER BEFORE YOU!!
Darkstalker: Sorry, you're not really my type.
Macaw: Ah, but you wouldn't mind getting close to my ass I hear?
Queen Coral: Okay, somebody is definitely screaming.
*a few more hours later*
Air: *checks camera* *bursts out laughing*
Nightflyer: What? *looks at camera*
*sees Joy shaking Macaw by the neck and screaming*
Nightflyer: Nice.
*one day later*
Rainkeeper: *unlocks door*
Joy: *collapses on the ground* Sweet. Sweet. FREEDOM!
Air: *drags out Macaw's corpse*
Air: Where can we bury this?
Seashell: Just throw him in the ocean and let the Icewings deal with him.
Joy: WHERE'S KELP!
Seashell: why?
Joy: I need Kelp.
Rainkeeper: Okay. *gets Kelp*
Kelp: What am I-
Joy: *kisses Kelp*
Kelp: Please bring me here more often!
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
