Seven Minutes Of Host Hell (Hosts)

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Hosts: *reads dare from WingsofFireShips


Seashell:.....

Rainkeeper:......

Air:......

Nightflyer:.......

Joy: Oh.

Joy:.....But we won't give details.

Air: Are we just asking questions for dares now?

Joy: Yes. But keep it vague so we don't spoil the dares too much.

Air: Okay, ElFrostbite? Can you please explain who Bendy, Sans are, and what Binary code is?

Nightflyer: FalseDarkness? What's Airship pirates? Cause it sounds like Air while watching Pirates of the Caribbean

Air: Hey!

Rainkeeper: TheGamingManatee, do you mean the Lazy Town song?

Seashell: Zana_Zoola14, do you mean they have to tell the whole village about Joy and Rainkeeper, or what do you mean?

Joy: I think that's it.

Rainkeeper: We have 13 dares to write.

Air: Scavengers? Slow down.

Seashell: Now we torture Joy and Nightflyer?

Rainkeeper: Yep!

Nightflyer: I AM ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE I AM ALLOWED TO MAKE OUT WITH AIR AFTERWARDS!

Joy: And I'm only doing it because Kelp gets to kill Macaw.

*Macaw and Faithbringer appear*

Seashell: ITS SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN TIIIIIIIME!!!!!

Joy/Nightflyer/Air: Fuck you.

Seashell: Kay.

Rainkeeper: *locks Joy in a closet with Macaw*

Joy: KEEPIE HOW COULD YOU!?!?!

Rainkeeper: I SWEAR I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE I KNOW HOW CANON JELP IS! Jelp for dayz.....

Air: Preach....

Seashell:*locks Nightflyer in a closet with Faithbringer*

Nightflyer: AIR KILL HER FOR ME PLEEEEEESEEEE!!

Air: oh, I've got at least two dragons lined up already.

*Kelp appears*

Kelp: What now?

*silence*

Kelp:....okaaaaay.

*seven minutes later*

Joy: *runs out of closet screaming*

Kelp: Joy? WHO DO I NEED TO MURDER!?!?

Joy: *whimpering and hyperventilating*

Macaw: *struts out of closet*

Kelp: YOU! *attacks Macaw*

Joy: *slowly calms at the sound of Macaw's screams*

Nightflyer: *pounding on the door*

Nightflyer: HELP!!!!!!!

Air: Joy? May I?

Joy: *hands her gun*

Air: *slams open door and points gun at Faithbringer*

Air: Let go of my boyfriend. NOW.

Nightflyer: *scrambles away*

Air: *shoots Faithbringer*

Nightflyer: Thank the moons.

Nightflyer: *kisses Air*

Macaw: *dies*

Joy: *tackles Kelp and kisses him*

Kelp: I really love this game...

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