Joy: *checks title* WRONG!
Rainkeeper: *facetalons*
Air: *troll face*
Nightflyer: What?
Air: Have you been reading Just A Little Glorybringer For Ya?
Nightflyer: No. Why?
Air: Well-
Joy: AIR YOU SAY ONE WORD AND I WILL CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE!
Air: *shuts up*
*players appear*
Seashell: *drags six chairs over to them*
Moon: Wait what, why chairs?
Kinkajou: OMG Are we finally having Winter's intervention?
Winter: What?
Joy: No, not this time.
Kinkajou: Awww
Winter: .....WHAT?
Air: MUSICAL CHAIRS!!!!
Umber: *gasps* YES!!!!!!!!!!
Qibli: *screams* NOOOO!!!!
Winter: What?
Moon: Is that all you can say today?
Winter:........Unless you kiss me, yes.
Moon: ....WHAT?
Winter: *scowls*
Rainkeeper: So, how are we doing this, is it somewhere deadly, or you plan A?
Nightflyer: Plan A.
Joy: Oh, I love Plan A.
Turtle: What are we doing?
Air: Playing musical chairs!
Joy: *slams Thor's hammer on a desk* TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kinkajou: Yaaaaa-Oh no.
Umber:....I don't like this game anymore.
Carnelian: This is why you trust nothing in this game. Remember when they gave us berries?
Moon: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Seashell: LET THE MUSICAL CHAIRS BEGIN!!!!
Nightflyer: And if you don't get a chair, you die.
J.W.: ........
Seashell: Let's place our bets now, shall we?
Air: My money's on Qibli.
Nightflyer: I bet.... Carnelian.
Joy: Definitely Moon.
Rainkeeper: .....Winter.
Seashell: Umber.
Joy: *clicks play on stereo*
*Bombaleo starts playing as the Jade Winglet frantically runs around the six chairs*
Air:......What are we listening to?
Joy: *singing along* Ese amor llega asi de esta manera, No tiene la culpa, Caballo de danza vana, Porque es muy despreciado por eso, No te perdona llorar!
Rainkeeper: *hits pause*
Joy: Awwww.
J.W.: *jumps at the seats, shoving each other until only one dragon is left without one*
Air: Noooooooooooooooooo!
Seashell: Sorry Umber.
Umber: No! Please!
Rainkeeper: Don't worry, it'll be over fast.
Joy: *shoots death dart*
Seashell: *silently removes a chair*
The rest of J.W.: *mortified and scared*
Air: *clicks play*
Joy: *resumes singing* Ese amor llega asi esta manera, No tiene la culpa, Amor de compra y venta, Amor de en el pasado! Bem, bem bem bem, bem bem bem! Bem, bem bem bem, bem bem bem-
Nightflyer: *cuts music*
J.W.: *dives for seats*
Joy: What no! You do NOT cut out right before the chorus! *hits play*
Joy: Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así. Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así *hits pause*
J.W.: *dives again*
Nightflyer: Better?
Joy: Yes.
Kinkajou: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Seashell: somebody else do this one, I don't wanna!
Air: Fine. I'm sorry Turtle.
Turtle: WAIT KINKAJOU-
Joy: *shoots dart*
Kinkajou: *cries*
Joy: *slowly hits play to drown out Kinkajou's tears*
Joy: No tienes perdón de Dios, Tú eres mi vida la fortuna del destino, En el destino del desamparado, Lo mismo ya que ayer, Lo mismo soy yo.
Seashell: *drags away a chair*
Joy: No te encuentro el abandon', Eres imposible no te encuentro de verdad, Por eso un día no encuentro si de nada, Lo mismo ya que ayer, Lo pienso en ti *pause*
Nightflyer: Dang it!
Carnelian: MYONLYREGRETWASEVERPLAYINGTHISSTUPIDGA-
Joy: *shoots dart*
Seashell: *removes chair*
Air: Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así. Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así- *pause*
Rainkeeper: Aww.
Winter: Moon, at least say you loved me more than Qibli!
Moon: ......uh
Joy: *shoots dart*
Seashell: *removes chair*
Joy: Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así. Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así- *pause*
Joy: WHAT!!!!
Air: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Rainkeeper: Sorry.
Moon: QIBLIIDIDLIKEYOUBETTER!!!!
Rainkeeper: *shoots dart*
Seashell: *drags away chair*
*a moment of silence passes*
Nightflyer: *hits play and Qibli and Kinkajou race around the remaining chair*
All Hosts: Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así, Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así- *pause*
Seashell: huh.
Air: Did not see that coming.
Rainkeeper: Me neither.
Joy: Oh well, *shoots dart*
Nightflyer: Congratulations Kinkajou, you have survived our first round of Deadly Musical chairs!
Kinkajou: ........*attacks Nightflyer* FOR TURTLE, MOON, AND SPARKLY VAMPIRE WINTER!!!!
Hosts: *slowly backs away*
Hosts: Bamboleo bambolea. Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así. Bamboleo bambolea. Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así...
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
