Da Moonbli Announcement (J.W.)

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Nightflyer: You can't seriously be doing this.

Joy: But we are.

Nightflyer: Moon will DIE.

Air: Nah.

Nighflyer: This is going to end badly.

Seashell: And I take it that you don't have to be a future seerer to figure that out.

*players appear*

All of Jade Winglet: WHAT NOW?

Seashell: Moon!

Moon: Not again.

Air: Qibli.

Qibli: I like where this is going.

Joy: YOU TWO HAVE TO GO UP IN FRONT OF QUEEN THORN AND ANNOUNCE THAT MOONBLI IS CANON AND MOON THEN HAS TO TELL THORN WHO HER FATHER IS!

Qibli: Wait...Why is her father a big deal?

Moon: I don't know.

Joy: ANYWAYS! *teleports everyone to Thorn's Stronghold*

Nightflyer: Did anyone else notice that all the other Queens have Palaces and then there's Thorn, with a Stronghold.

All: *shrugs* Makes sense

Qibli: Here goes nothing. *grabs Moon's hand*

Seashell: Hey Turtle.

Turtle: Yea?

Seashell: Did you know that you're actually my uncle?

Turtle: Wait what. How!?

Seashell: Yep.

Turtle: BUT WE'RE LIKE THE SAME AGE!

Seashell: Eh, we're close enough.

Turtle: So....One of my older brothers is your dad?

Seashell: Nope!

Turtle: Younger??!?

Seashell: Nope!

Turtle: It can't be any of my sisters.

Seashell: Why?

Turtle: They're too young!

Seashell: Even Tsunami?

Turtle: .............................................Tsunami had a kid?

Seashell: Two, actually.

Turtle:.........Tsunami. Got married.

Seashell: Yep.

Turtle: Some poor unfortunate Seawing. Married. Tsunami.

Seashell: Well, yes. But he wasn't poor or unfortunate.

Turtle: Tsunami.

Seashell: Yes.

Turtle: *stares with confused expression* What kind of dragon even considers flirting with my sister?

Seashell: One that does not value his own life. And technically, She flirted with him first.......just, not purposefully. 

Turtle: Dear Moons.....

*Meanwhile*

Qibli: Thorn, this is my girlfriend Moon, and um. Moonbli is canon.

Thorn: Ah, it's about time you discovered how appealing the Nightwing tribe is. I wish you two the best of luck. AND SIX-CLAWS? PAY UP!

Moon: What?

Thorn: He was betting on Winterwatcher, but I knew that Qibli would win your heart in the end.

Moon: There's uh, One more thing.

Thorn: I'm listening.

Moon: My father is Morrowseer.

Me: Suddenly, Pineapples.

*pineapples start falling into a burning throne room as Thorn screams colorful threats and searches for Moon. Qibli is screaming at the top of his lungs as Moon runs in circles in terror.*

Meanwhile, outside the stronghold....

*screams*

Air: What was that?

Joy: Oh, nothing.

Turtle: Does anybody else smell smoke?

Nightflyer: Yes.

Kinkajou: Oh, hey look! The Stronghold's caught fire!

Seashell: Shouldn't we go make sure everyone's okay?

Winter: No.

Joy: For once, I agree with igloo face. No.

Air: But what if Moon, Queen Thorn,  and Qibli are dying?

Kinkajou: Somehow I don't think that Glory will like me anymore if we let Sunny's mom burn to death....

Carnelian: Good point.We won't be welcome at JMA any more. 

Carnelian: Let it burn. 

Nightflyer: Is seriously no one going to help them?

Air: *sighs* I'll do it. Just another job for the Fireproof dragon.

*20 minutes later*

Seashell: Shouldn't they be back by now?

Turtle: Yes.

Nightflyer: Oh no. AIR!?!??

Me: Faintly, in the distance, the dragonets swore they heard the sound of Queen Thorn, laughing.

A/N: Hey fanwings! I need more dares, and it would be interesting to get some truths as well.... Feel free to Dare or Truth the hosts as well as the players! And now that I'm thinking about it....Where was Rainkeeper in this part? Oh well. He'll be here next time!

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