Dedicated to turtlejou
Rainkeeper: *holds up locked box*
Rainkeeper: What's in here?
Seashell: Nothing....
Rainkeeper: Really?
Seashell: *looks around shiftily*
Seashell: Of course.
Rainkeeper: Joy, if you will.
Joy: *breaks open the box and dumps out like seven dares*
Rainkeeper: SEASHELL!
Seashell: What?!?
Air: I KNEW WE HAD TURTLE DARES!!!!
Nightflyer: Well let's do them!
Rainkeeper: And never trust Seashell with the dares again!
*players appear*
Joy: You can all go home unless you're name is Winter, Turtle, or Kinkajou.
Kinkajou: A dare for me?!?!!?!?!?!
Air: More like six dares for Turtle.
Kinkajou:........ I'LL TAKE IT!
Turtle: Dares for me? Sweet.
Air: We'll do them in a random order. Pick one!
Turtle: *picks dare*
Nightflyer: Wonderful start! "Turtle and Kinkajou have to get married while standing in holy water*
Rainkeeper: I don't know why the holy water is necessary, but sure, why not.
Air: Might as well marry off the rest of the Winglet.
Seashell: *gasps* We should marry Carnelian and Umber next time!
Air: NO! UMBER IS INNOCENT!
Seashell: *teleports them to a pool filled with holy water*
Seashell: So...... Who's gonna marry them?
Nightflyer: I'll do it. I have the credentials.
Rainkeeper: ......... You're a certified priest?
Nightflyer: A Pastafarianism priest, yes.
Air: ........Wait. DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN MARRY CAS AND DEAN FOR ME?!??!??!
Nightflyer:.....No.
Air: .... Fine. Then I' not gonna kiss you anymore!
Nightflyer: WHAT! NOT FAIR!
Joy: Marry now, argue later.
Nightflyer: Fine. *marries Turtlejou*
Kinkajou: *kisses Turtle*
Seashell: *dumps holy water over them*
Moon: LONG LIVE TURTLEJOU!!!!!!!!!!
Air: Next dare!
Rainkeeper: Turtlejou seven minutes in heaven.
Joy: Jeez we're just hitting all the bases, aren't we.
Turtle/Kinkajou: *goes in closet*
*seven minutes later*
Turtle: BEST! DARE DAY! EVER!!!
Seashell: Now you have to introduce Kinkajou to Coral.
Turtle:..........CRAP.
Seashell :*teleports them to the Sea Kingdom*
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanficExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
