Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet

Singing In Hell (Both)

Joy: We're going to start today with a little game.

Rainkeeper: A song, if you will.

Air: Feel free to sing along!

Nightflyer: Let's begin.

Seashell: If you're emotionally traumatized, slap the author!

Air: *bitchslaps Supernatural writers*

Joy: *slaps Sarah Maas*

Seashell: If you're emotionally traumatized, slap the author!

Nightflyer: *slaps JK Rowling*

Rainkeeper: *slaps Veronica Roth*

Air: IF YOU'RE DYING ON THE INSIDE AND YOU'RE CRYING ON THE OUTSIDE- If you're emotionally traumatized, slap the author!

Seashell: *slaps Victoria Aveyard*

Nightflyer: *slaps Suzanne Collins*

*players appear*

Joy: *slams Thors hammer on a desk*

Joy: Man, I love doing that.

Air: HELL.

Starflight: What about it?

Peril: Been there, done that.

Clay: Heaven too.

Rainkeeper: It has come to our attention that you have all been spending far too much time in Heaven-

Deathbringer: I reject that statement.

Glory: Ditto.

Joy: ANYWAYS ELLEN. You'll be spending seven in minutes in Hell today!

Peril: NOT AGAIN.

Air: Say hi to Crowley for me!

Sunny: Wait, he's there?

Air: Duh. He's the king of hell.

Peril/Deathbringer/Tsunami:.......

Tsunami: Not for long. 

Air: *holds up angel blade*

Air: You hurt my lil demon and I'll stab you.

Clay: SINCE WHEN ARE YOU THIS VIOLENT!??

Air: Since.....um...

Joy: Since I finally rubbed off on her!

Air: *shudders*

Nightflyer: JOY STOP CORRUPTING MY GIRLFRIEND!

Joy: I have done no such thing!

Rainkeeper: It's been 84 years....

Seashell: What?

Rainkeeper: What? I just think we need some more Titanic references in here.

Seashell:....

Rainkeeper: No?

Hosts: No.

Nightflyer: *snaps talons*

All: *goes to hell*

In hell....

Crowley: Hello darlings.

Umber: Hey, Crowley.

Crowley: Umber. Peril. Try not to destroy my empire this time.

Peril: Not my fault Hell isn't  fireproof.

Kestrel: PERIL!!

Tsunami: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Sunny: BURN THE WITCH!

Rowena: Who, me?

Crowley: It's torture time.

Moon: WAIT!

Crowley: what?

Qibli: Can we at least meet Lucifer?

Crowley: Who do you think is running your torture?

Qibli: AWESOME!

Qibli: ....Wait...

Winter: Oh crap.

Deathbringer: Nobody's gonna be torturing my Glory.

Crowley: We'll see.

*seven minutes later*

Lucifer: *hog tied to the ceiling*

Crowley: *is dead -I'm so sorry-*

Tsunami: *is wearing a crown made of bones and cackling*

Tsunami: WHO'S QUEEN NOW BITCHES

Deathbringer: *is surrounded by a pile of dead demons*

Sunny: *floating in a lava pit*

Umber: *chatting with all the other innocents trapped in hell*

Clay: Wait a sec.... WHERES PERIL!?!???

Moon: Uh oh.

Peril: *walks in* Oh hey guys.

Clay: WHERE WERE YOU!?!?

Peril: Air have me a special mission *holds up a scavenger*

Kinkajou: Who's that?

Peril: I dunno 

All: *appears back at JMA*

Joy: Soooo, how's my paradise doing?

Tsunami: ITS MY PARADISE NOW HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Turtle: Tsunami killed Crowley and took his throne.

Air: ....I did warn you....

Peril: Oh, and I got that scavenger.

Air: WAIT SERIOSULY OMG THANK YOU!!!!

Nightflyer: Air, what did you-

Air: *throws fidget spinner on the ground*

*giant portal appears in the floor*

 Air: Put him in front of the hole, please.

Peril:.....okaaaay...

Air: WE! ARE NEVER EVER EVER SAVING ADAM EVER!

Air: *sparta kicks Adam into the hole*

Seashell:....... Did you seriously just have him brought out of hell so you could do that?

Air:..... Duh. *shoves Tsunami in the hole*

Tsunami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Riptide: TSUNAMI! *jumps in after her*

Sunny: DRAGONETS OF DESTINY FOR LIFE! *jumps in*

Starflight/Clay/Glory: SUNNY!!!!!! *jumps in after her*

Deathbringer: GLORY!!!!!!! *jumps*

Fatespeaker: STARFLIGHT DON'T YOU DARE! *jumps*

Peril: Eh, might as well. *jumps in*

J.W.: ........

Moon: Well, I don't want to be left out... *jumps*

J.W: MOON!!!!!!!!! *jumps in after her*

Hosts:........

Nightflyer: Oh.

Air: I guess they liked hell then?

Rainkeeper: Hey, there was less complaining then if we did seven minutes in heaven.

Seashell: Weird....

Joy: *checks notifications*

Joy: HOLY SHIT.

Rainkeeper: What?

Joy: GUYS I ACTUALLY HAVE A SQUAD.

Seashell: Oh no.....