Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet

Joy: *violently murders someone while while screaming* (Hosts)

Joy: *screaming*

Rainkeeper: *calmly watching Joy scream*

Other Hosts: *walk in*

Nightflyer: What's wrong with Joy?

Rainkeeper: i told her the dare we're doing today

Air: Which is?

Seashell: She has to follow Macaw around and flirt with him.

Rainkeeper: I told her after we finished yesterday's dare.

Rainkeeper: She hasn't stopped screaming since.

Air: Maybe she thinks that if she screams herself hoarse she won't have to flirt with him.

Nightflyer: Not happening. I wanna see this.

Seashell: But we are NEVER telling Kelp about this.

Hosts: AGREED!!!!!!!!!!!

*Macaw appears*

Joy: *shudders* 

Joy: Hi Macaw! *throws up*

Rainkeeper: Great start!!!!

Joy: Shut. The Fuck. Up.

Rainkeeper: *fake bows* Thank you sergeant sarcasm.

Joy: Anytime, comrade comeback

Rainkeeper: Indeed, Soldier stupidity

Joy: Always your friend, doctor dickhead.

Rainkeeper: Whenever you want, miss motherfucker

Joy: Always available, dictator dumbfuck.

Seashell: WOULD THE TWO OF YOU SHUT UP AND LET JOY DO THE DARE!!!

Joy: *extreme long suffering sigh* Fine! But I DEMAND Kelp afterwards.

Air: You demand to see him?

Joy: No. I demand him.

Seashell: Okay?

Joy: Alright. *stretches* Let's make this disgusting and entertaining

Joy: Hey Macaw.

Macaw: Lovely Joy. 

Joy: I'm not a  photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Air: *dies*

Macaw: What's a photographer?

Joy: Uh....

Joy: I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Rainkeeper: Where the hell did she learn these?

Macaw: Not at all. Look all you like.

Joy: *gags*

Joy: Can I take a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do exist?

Macaw: Of course. *winks*

Air: Angels DO exist! *holds up Castiel* SEE? THEY'RE RIGHT HERE!

Nightflyer: Air, at some point, you need to let Destiel go.

Air: I will let them go when they give in to their sexual tension.

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Macaw: Are you a banana? Cause I find you A-peeling.

Joy: Aw, you're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line!

Joy: If you were a transformer you'd be a HOT-obot and they'd call you Optimus Fine.

Macaw: *grins*

Macaw: *you're pretty FINE yourself

Joy: *thinks of way to get out of this*

Joy: Excuse me, but you dropped something back there

Macaw: What?

Joy: This conversation. Let's pick it up later tonight. 

*Macaw disappears*

Joy: *screams* 

Joy: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: KELP! NOW!!!!!

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Kelp appears*

Kelp: Wha-

Joy: *tackles Kelp and kisses him*

Kelp: HELLO!

Joy: Are you a fruit? Cause Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Kelp: *stares* Are you okay?

Joy: No. 

Kelp: Why?

Joy: *kisses him again*

Joy: Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid, cause Green Eggs and DAM.

Kelp:........

Seashell: Is her mind wired to only speak in pickup lines now?

Rainkeeper: ......Maybe?

Nightflyer: *attempting to pull Castiel and Dean away from Air*

Air: *screaming*

Air: IF YOU WANNA SINK DESTIEL, YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!!!!!

Joy: IF YOU WANNA SINK JELP YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME AND THE ENTIRE RAINFOREST FIRST!!!!! *evil laughter*

Kelp: SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE HELL I MISSED!!!!