Joy: *long suffering sigh*
Joy: I don't understand why I have to do this.
Rainkeeper: I do.
Nightflyer: So do I.
Air: It sounds quite evil to me.
Seashell: You're going because OF YOUR INSANE UNCONTROLLABLE TEMPER!
Joy: Say I have an uncontrollable temper again and I'll punch you in the face.
Seashell:....You LITERALLY just proved my point.
Joy: FINE! I'll do the stupid classes. But I want Kelp when this is all over.
Hosts: Deal.
Joy: *goes to anger management class*
Tsunami: Joy! Welcome!
Joy:.....Tsunami? Why are you here?
Tsunami: Riptide insisted I go after the minecraft episode.
Joy: Oooooh.
Winter: Leave now while you still can.
Carnelian: It's hell in here.
Peril: Oh shut up, it's not that bad.
Joy: *shrugs* How bad can it be?
5 hours later...
Joy: Really. Fucking. BAD.
Instructor: Now now Joy, what did we say about swearing?
Joy: Fuck you I swear whenever the hell I want.
Instructor: Joy, I want you to give me the name of a dragon you care about.
Joy: Kelp.
Instructor: And how do you think Kelp really feels about your temper?
Joy:....He doesn't care much about it.
Instructor: Really?
Joy:.....At least I don't think so...
Instructor: Don't you think he'd like you better if you learned to control your anger?
Joy: Doubt it. Highly.
Instructor: Just give it a try.
Joy: No.
Instructor: Yes.
Joy: NO
Instructor: How do you expect to make any progress if you don't try?
Joy: MAYBE I DONT WANT TO MAKE ANY PROGRESS!!! *throws chair across the room and screams*
Two hours later...
Joy: *is chained to a chair*
Joy: *silently fumes*
Instructor: Okay, seeing as everyone else left after your rampage, it's just you and me.
Joy: Woop-dee freaking doo.
Instructor: let's start with something simple. When did your anger issues first begin?
Joy: Um, the day I hatched? I don't have anger issues. This is literally my personality. But I CAN direct you to a sloth that could really use your assistance. He has a habit of throwing apples though.
Instructor:....maybe another time. Tell me, did anything significant happen when you were young that might have affected the way you feel emotion?
Joy: Well, my cousin brutally murdered 10 dragonets before they even hatched cause she was trying to kill me. She's another one that should be in this class. OH! And definitely Fierceteeth.
Instructor: *sighs* this is going to take a while
Joy: Seeing as I cut through the chain, oh yea. *attacks instructor*
One day later...
Hosts: *walk into anger management class*
*The room is on fire and Joy sits on a chair surrounded by fire, sharpening her talons*
Joy: Took you long enough.
Air: What the hell...
Nightflyer: Where's the instructor?
Joy: Somewhere in the flames.
Rainkeeper: Oh boy.
Seashell: Seriously!?!?
Rainkeeper: What?
Seashell: It's only NOW that you agree she has an issue?
Rainkeeper: My sister does not have issues.
Seashell: *facetalons*
*Kelp appears*
Joy: *flies over fire and tackles him*
Joy: KELP!
Air: Kelp, Joy has a serious anger management problem.
Kelp: I know.
Seashell: And you never thought to do anything to help?
Kelp: Of course not. That's the way Joy is, and I love her. *kisses Joy*
Joy: *drags instructor out of the flames*
Joy: SEE!!! I TOLD YOU HE DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY TEMPER!!!
Instructor: *screams*
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...