Anger Management (Hosts)*

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Joy: *long suffering sigh*

Joy: I don't understand why I have to do this.

Rainkeeper: I do.

Nightflyer: So do I.

Air: It sounds quite evil to me.

Seashell: You're going because OF YOUR INSANE UNCONTROLLABLE TEMPER!

Joy: Say I have an uncontrollable temper again and I'll punch you in the face.

Seashell:....You LITERALLY just proved my point.

Joy: FINE! I'll do the stupid classes. But I want Kelp when this is all over.

Hosts: Deal.

Joy: *goes to anger management class*

Tsunami: Joy! Welcome!

Joy:.....Tsunami? Why are you here?

Tsunami: Riptide insisted I go after the minecraft episode.

Joy: Oooooh.

Winter: Leave now while you still can.

Carnelian: It's hell in here.

Peril: Oh shut up, it's not that bad.

Joy: *shrugs* How bad can it be?

5 hours later...

Joy: Really. Fucking. BAD.

Instructor: Now now Joy, what did we say about swearing?

Joy: Fuck you I swear whenever the hell I want.

Instructor: Joy, I want you to give me the name of a dragon you care about.

Joy: Kelp.

Instructor: And how do you think Kelp really feels about your temper?

Joy:....He doesn't care much about it.

Instructor: Really?

Joy:.....At least I don't think so...

Instructor: Don't you think he'd like you better if you learned to control your anger?

Joy: Doubt it. Highly.

Instructor: Just give it a try.

Joy: No.

Instructor: Yes.

Joy: NO

Instructor: How do you expect to make any progress if you don't try?

Joy: MAYBE I DONT WANT TO MAKE ANY PROGRESS!!! *throws chair across the room and screams*

Two hours later...

Joy: *is chained to a chair*

Joy: *silently fumes*

Instructor: Okay, seeing as everyone else left after your rampage, it's just you and me.

Joy: Woop-dee freaking doo.

Instructor: let's start with something simple. When did your anger issues first begin?

Joy: Um, the day I hatched? I don't have anger issues. This is literally my personality. But I CAN direct you to a sloth that could really use your assistance. He has a habit of throwing apples though.

Instructor:....maybe another time. Tell me, did anything significant happen when you were young that might have affected the way you feel emotion?

Joy: Well, my cousin brutally murdered 10 dragonets before they even hatched cause she was trying to kill me. She's another one that should be in this class. OH! And definitely Fierceteeth.

Instructor: *sighs* this is going to take a while

Joy: Seeing as I cut through the chain, oh yea. *attacks instructor*

One day later...

Hosts: *walk into anger management class*

*The room is on fire and Joy sits on a chair surrounded by fire, sharpening her talons*

Joy: Took you long enough.

Air: What the hell...

Nightflyer: Where's the instructor?

Joy: Somewhere in the flames.

Rainkeeper: Oh boy.

Seashell: Seriously!?!?

Rainkeeper: What?

Seashell: It's only NOW that you agree she has an issue?

Rainkeeper: My sister does not have issues.

Seashell: *facetalons*

*Kelp appears*

Joy: *flies over fire and tackles him*

Joy: KELP!

Air: Kelp, Joy has a serious anger management problem.

Kelp: I know.

Seashell: And you never thought to do anything to help?

Kelp: Of course not. That's the way Joy is, and I love her. *kisses Joy*

Joy: *drags instructor out of the flames*

Joy: SEE!!! I TOLD YOU HE DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY TEMPER!!!

Instructor: *screams*

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