Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet

Maybe They'll Kill Each Other! (Hosts, Guest Starring Macaw and Faithbringer)

Joy: Ah, for once they're not torturing me with him.

Nightflyer: Maybe they'll kill each other!

Air: Please. When are we ever that lucky?

Rainkeeper: Never.

Seashell: Ever.

Nightflyer:.......I CAN DREAM HAROLD!

Joy: What?

Air: You're a chair dear.

Seashell: .........huh?

Rainkeeper I have no idea, and no desire to find out.

*Faithbringer and Macaw appear*

Nightflyer: *screams in fear and hides behind Air*

Air: *frozen*

Air: I mean I would object this and tell you to face her, but I'm enjoying the fact that you're hiding behind me.

Joy: Kay.

Macaw: EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH-

Joy: *slams Macaw into a soundproof closet*

Seashell: *locks Faithbringer in as well*

Rainkeeper: Door locked?

Joy: Hell yes.

Rainkeeper: Camera ready?

Air: You know it.

Rainkeeper: Popcorn popped?

Clay: *randomly appears* Of course.

Rainkeeper: Let the show begin,

In the closet.....

Macaw: WHY THE HELL AM I IN HERE?!?!?!?

Faithbringer: And why is there a scavenger in here?

Macaw: Wait what?

Faithbringer: I am so confused.

Macaw: The door's locked.

Faithbringer: Great.

Macaw:.......

Macaw: Wanna make out?

Faithbringer: What? No!

Macaw: Why not!

Faithbringer: Because you're hideous.

Elsewhere....

Joy: Damn.

Nightflyer: Don't you dare.

Joy: Nightflyer, you know I have to.

Seashell: Have to what?

Joy: I agree with Faithbringer. For the first and last time ever.

Nightflyer: *shudders*

Half an hour later....

Faithbringer: *slamming on the door*

Macaw: *pins Faithbringer to the ground*

Faithbringer: Well, this is interesting.

2 minutes later...

Hosts: *dive and turn off camera while screaming*

Joy: *hysterical laughing*

Air: *scarred* WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE FINDING FUNNY RIGHT NOW?!?!

Joy: *still laughing* Isn't it great when two ugly people find each other?

Seashell: *sighs with relief* Good. I thought you were going to say something much worse.

Joy: Like what?

Seashell: *poker face* NOTHING!!!!! *runs away in fear*

Ten minutes later...

Rainkeeper: *chooses the wrong straw and is chosen to look at the camera*

Rainkeeper: *peeks at the screen*

Air: Well?

Rainkeeper: Well, let's just say Faithbringer ain't so pretty anymore, and Macaw got uglier.

Joy: That was possible?

Nightflyer: What happened?

Rainkeeper: Apparently we put them in the same closet that Dean Winchester got left in....

Air: Oh no.

Hosts:........

Air:..........*whispering* please be something with Destiel, please be something with Destiel

Rainkeeper: So now there's a whole bunch of scavengers with wings burning everything as Dean makes out with a scavenger in a trench coat.

Air: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*When time is finally up*

*Faithbringer and Macaw's bodies are dragged out of the closet*

Nightflyer: YES! THEY'RE DEAD!! *high fives Air*

Macaw: Whu? Where am I?

Rainkeeper: Dammit he's alive.

Joy: *stabs Macaw* 

Joy: Not anymore.

Hosts:........................