Your DEEPEST. DARKEST. Secret. (Both)

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A/N: This was meant for tomorrow, but something came up and I won't be able to update tomorrow, so here's your Valentine's Day update. May your day be happier then mine will be.

Nightflyer: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!

Joy: Wait. 

*Kelp and Pear appear*

Joy: *hugs Kelp*

Joy: NOW it's happy.

Nightflyer: I love this holiday.

Seashell: Why does that not surprise me?

Air: Because he's a total romantic.

*players appear*

Nightflyer: *pulls rope*

*flowers start raining down on everyone*

Kinkajou: Oh!

Moon: How pretty....

Glory: Who are you forcing to get married now?

Joy: No one.

Rainkeeper: Yet.

Air: IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

Seashell: And that means ALL MY SHIPS MUST SAIL.

Riptide: Uh, what does that mean?

Rainkeeper: Well usually it means we will stuff you all in boxes and mail you.

Air: But today it means you will all be sharing your DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET.

Seashell: Go.

Sunny: Three moons.

Clay: I'm a vegetarian.

Umber: I'm gay.

Carnelian: I'm dead.

All:...........

Joy: We....we meant the deepest secret of your RELATIONSHIP.

Players: OH.

Nightflyer: Let's try this again, shall we? Ripnami?

Tsunami: I am actually fluent in aquatic and just haven't said anything so that I can spend more time with Riptide.

Nightflyer: Neat. Starspeaker?

Fatespeaker: Oh, us now? Uh....

Starflight: We killed Ochre.

Nightflyer: WHAT!!!!

Joy :OH. MY. MOONS. I NOW LOVE YOU BOTH!!!

Nightflyer: What the hell...

Seashell: Glorybringer?

Glory:.....

Deathbringer:.........

Glory: We're secretly married and kill things for fun.

Deathbringer: *nods*

Rainkeeper: Okay, that first part is not a secret...

Joy: What the heck do you kill?

Glory: *covers Kinkajou's ears*

Deathbringer: Sloths. 

Glory: And then we blame it on a random Nightwing so that there'll be a fight.

Kelp: Nice.

Deathbringer: TELL NO ONE.

Air: Okay, Cleril?

Peril: Um, we are secretly scavengers in our spare time?

Nightflyer: Nope.

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