Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet

Oh oh oh It's MAGIC! YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW (Hosts, Guest Starring Firefly)

Joy: Why do you looked so surprised?

Rainkeeper: Nightflyer and I went through all the dares to see if they really did get weirder as we went along.

Joy: And?

Nightflyer: Remember how we had that whole celebration at the 100th part?

Joy: Yea.

Nightflyer: Well apparently, the actual 100th dare....

Rainkeeper: Was when Six-Claws ate a scavenger and everyone argued over Thornder. 

Joy: Oh.

Joy:........Well there's your proof right there.

Air: What were the other ones anyway?

Nightflyer: Dare 1, have Deathbringer follow Glory around and sing songs to her for a week.

Rainkeeper: Dare 10, Glory and Deathbringer have to sing Starboy and dance to it.

Nightflyer: Dare 20, Gill has to tell Coral that he knew about Orca, and Turtle, and that he never loved her. Also Clay has to confess all of his secrets to the DOD.

Rainkeeper: Dare 30, The JW eats smokeberries.

Nightflyer: Dare 40, The DOD are tied to annoying dragons for three weeks. 

Rainkeeper: Dare 50, the DOD go to a shooting range and Air gets shot out of an air rifle.

Air: Good times.....

Nightflyer: Dare 60, Winter dresses up as a girl in full makeup and sings Call Me Maybe.

Rainkeeper: Dare 70, Winter dresses up like Katniss Everdeen and sings the Hanging Tree while murdering his family. 

 Nightflyer: Dare 80, Moon and Qibli do seven minutes in heaven while Winter makes out with Blister.

Rainkeeper: Dare 90, the 100th part where we did a creepy incest dare.

Nightflyer: Dare 100, Six-Claws eats a scavenger and everyone flips out. 

Rainkeeper: Dare 107, Firefly tells every tribe that she's an animus.

Nightflyer: Wait what?

Nightflyer: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NEVER LETTING OUR SIBLINGS INTO THIS GAME?!?!

Air: Don't look at me, the next dare is with Squelch.

Nightflyer: *screams in frustration*

*Firefly appears*

Firefly: What do I have to fix now?

Seashell: Actually we have a dare for you.

Firefly:......Okaaaay. But make it quick, I have to meet Coal.

Nightflyer: *growls*

Firefly: *growls louder*

Nightflyer: *growling intensifies*

Air: Stop it.

Nightflyer: Fine.

Firefly: I win.

Nightflyer: *resumes growling*

Joy: You have to tell all the tribes that you're an animus.

Firefly: Great. Let's do this.

Sky Kingdom......

Ruby: What do you dragons want NOW.

Firefly: I'm an animus.

Ruby:................VERMILLION!!!!!!!

Firefly: *runs away screaming as Skywings try to run her off a cliff*

Mud Kingdom...........

Firefly: I'm an animus. 

Clay: Does that mean you could give us an endless supply of cows?

Moorhen: We run out of cows a lot.....

Firefly: *facetalons*

Sea Kingdom........

Firefly: I'm an animus.

Turtle: So am I.

Anemone: So am I.

Orca: So am I.

Albatross: So am I.

Fathom: So am I.

Coral: It's really not that big a deal here anymore.

Firefly: Okay then.

Sandwings...........

Firefly: I'm an animus.

Thorn: Oh shit.

Thorn: Coal!

Coal :*appears* Yea?

Thorn: Don't make her mad.

Coal: Okay. 

Thorn: And YOU *points at Firefly*

Thorn: IF YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE YOUR TRIBE AND LIVE AS A MOUNTAIN HERMIT OF STONE FOR SEVEN YEARS AND YOU WANT SOME COMPANY- SEND MORE THEN ONE FUCKING LETTER!!!!!

Firefly: Duly noted? I guess? Okay....

Rainforest.........

Firefly: I'm an animus.

Nightwings:.......we already knew that....

Glory/Rainwings: So did we....

Firefly: *shrugs*

Ice Kingdom................

Firefly: I'm an animus.

Every Icewing in existence:.......

Icewings: Fuck you.