Joy: *playing Ping-pong with Air*
Seashell: *reading Insurgent*
Nightflyer: *attempting to balance a ping-pong ball on his snout*
Rainkeeper: We've got a dare!
Seashell: Cool. *keeps reading*
Rainkeeper:............Really?
Air: Really what?
Rainkeeper: *facetalons*
Rainkeeper:................Someone suggested that we bring Macaw in as a host.
Air: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Nightflyer: ANYTHING BUT THAT ANYTHINGBUTTHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seashell: *screaming in terror*
Joy:.....*sharps ping-pong paddle in a dagger*
Joy: It's simple. We kill the Batman.
Dean Winchester: I'M BATMAN!
Me: No no sweetie, let's go back to the mental hospital and get you some pudding.
Dean: PUDDING!
Nightflyer:......I'm not even gonna ask.
*players appear*
Moon: Do I really have to do this?
Joy: Yep.
Turtle: Joy, why are you holding a sharpened ping-pong paddle?
Joy: Because I can.
Air: *checks a list*
Air: Really?
Joy: What?
Air: Somehow I think Macaw should be at the top of your 'Needs to die' list, not the scavenger that suggested he be a host.
Joy: Air, I've killed him at least 170 times by now. The fucker doesn't die.
Nightflyer: He doesn't? FUCK!
Seashell: Can we try again? Please?
Rainkeeper: I'd second that motion, but we have a dare to do first.
Moon: Fine.
Moon: Qibli?
Qibli: Yes?
Moon: I'm breaking up with you.
Qibli: **eyes nearly pop out of his head* WHAT!!!!
Winter: YES!!!! MY TURN B*TCHES!!!!!
Moon: Ew no.
Winter:.....*sobs*
Seashell: *pats him on the back*
Turtle: Then who's next on your reign of terror list?
Kinkajou: Moon, I get that you're my best friend, but if it's Turtle I'm breaking your face.
Moon: Understood.
Turtle: And if it's Kinkajou I'm breaking your tail.
Moon: Got it.
Umber: And don't come to me, I'm gay.
Moon: Okay, well Qibli's single so you might have a shot.
Umber:......Maybe.
Moon: Hi Carnelian.
Carnelian: Aw HELL no.
Moon: You're looking pretty today.
Carnelian: Bite me.
Moon: If you insist.
Joy: *dying of laughter as she stabs Macaw with a ping-pong paddle*
Jade Winglet: *mortified*
Carnelian: .........................................Okay, I am slightly intrigued.
Air: *disgusted face*
*3 days later*
Moon: *giggles* You're such a fiery dragon.
Carnelian: Just because I now hate you slightly less than everyone else doesn't mean you should keep hitting on me.
Moon: But I like it. I like you.
Carnelian: Keep hitting on me and the next one getting hit is you.
Moon: I'll be worth it.
*4 days later*
Moon: Done?
Nightflyer: Done.
Moon: THANK THE MOONS GLORY HALLELUJAH.
Kinkajou: What?
Moon: The dare's over.
Umber: What dare?
Moon: ......The dare. You know, where I had to break up with Qibli and pretend to like Carnelian?
Winter: That was a dare?
Turtle: Really?
Moon: YOU SERIOUSLY THOUGHT IT WAS REAL!!?!?!?
Carnelian: Hey, you were very convincing.
Moon: *stares like she's on the Office*
Air: I think this was a good one.
Nightflyer: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Joy: Remember that time we had everyone convinced that Qibli and Winter were dating?
Air: Yeaaaaaa.
Joy: Good tiiiiiimes.
Hosts: *nod*
Kinkajou: Smokeberries?
Rainkeeper: Sooooooo many smokeberries.
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...