Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet

So, You're Me.....But, I'm Me Too? And We're Both Smash Mouth?!(D.O.D.)

Joy:........

Joy: So, this song is LONG overdo in my opinion, because honestly, we are huge fans of this band.

*music starts blasting*

Rainkeeper: SomeBODY ONCE TOLD THE WOOOORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

Air: I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHed.

Nightflyer: SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB WITH HER FIIIIINGER AND HER THUMB

Joy: IN THE SHAPE! Of an L oN HER FOREHEAD

Seashell: WELL, THE YEARS START COMIN AND THEY DONT STOP COMIN

Rainkeeper: FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN

Air: DIDNT MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN

Nightflyer: YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB

Joy: SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE

Seashell: SO WHATS WRONG WITH TAKIN THE BACKSTREETS

Hosts: YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU DONT GO

Host: YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DONT GLOW!

*players appear*

*Smash Mouth abrubtly cuts off*

Hosts: *attempt to look casual*

Players:......

Glory: Do we WANT to know what was just going on?

Nightflyer: What?

Joy: We have no idea what you're talking about.

Rainkeeper: Nothing was going on.

Seashell: Right. Ed?

Air: *laughs like a deranged hyena*

Glory;........Suuuuure.

Joy: And now, to permanently ruin the fabric of the universe.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*the future versions of the players all appear*

Players: *scream*

Rainkeeper: We're just gonna let you talk this one out.

All: *gaping at their future selves*

Deathbringer: Soooooo, you're future me?

Future Deathbringer: Yes.

Deathbringer: And you have two dragonets with Glory?

Future Deathbringer: Yep.

Deathbringer:.....*smugness e=intensifies by a million*

Deathbringer: *high fives his future self*

Glory: So, Deathbringer, huh?

Future Glory: Oh yea.

Glory:.......I have many questions....

Future Glory: The rainforest is totally cool with it.

Glory: Sweet.

Clay: Are cows still existing in the future, or did we eat them all?

Future Clay: They are endangered, but that doesn't stop me from eating them.

Clay: But we're REACHING the goal.

Future Clay: Oh yeah.

Clay: And we marry Peril? What's that like?

Future Clay: It's epic. 

Peril: How. Do. We. Marry. Clay.

Future Peril: Look self, I mean Me, I mean-Past Peril. You've already done everything you need to.

Peril: Really?

Future Peril: Yep. Just keep roasting cows and you're all set.

Peril: Yessss

Riptide: So.....Queen Coral still hate us?

Future Riptide: Actually, she's dead.

Riptide: HALLELUJAH!!!!!! THANK YOU UNIVERSE!!!!

Future Riptide: But uh, we don't work with the Talons of Peace anymore.

Riptide: Why not?

Future Riptide: Hey, do you want to marry Tsunami or not?

Sunny: So you're ME! That's so cool!

Future Sunny: Yea.

Sunny: So what's new in the future?

Future Sunny: Well, we have a boyfriend, but it's a complicated relationship.

Sunny: But is he SHIPWORTHY.

Future Sunny: Oh yes.

Sunny: AND ALL MY SHIPS HAVE SAILED?!!?!?

Future Sunny: All of them. Even the ships you don't even have yet.

Sunny: *melts*

Starflight: So. How miserable are you?

Starflgiht: Not too bad. I've got my scrolls.

Starflight: I can roll with that.

Fatespeaker: So we FINALLY win over Starflight's heart and live happily ever after!?!?!?!

Future Fatespeaker: Uh.....ABOUT that....

Hosts: *casually watch on as everyone talks to themselves*

Seashell: This is REALLY weird.

Air: Not if you imagine half of them as Shapeshifters.

Nightflyer: Oooooooh, that makes it much easier.

Joy: So, Air, I hear you have a Force now.

Air: Yep! And Nightflyer's our secretary.

Nightflyer: I'm just gonna keep things from falling apart or getting too supernatural related.

Rainkeeper: So, if Joy and Air get squads, does that mean WE get one too?

Seashell: That would be awesome!

Joy: I dunno. What other squads would people want?

Nightflyer: Anyone, I guess.

Joy: What would we even do? I'm just making up stuff for my Squad.

Air: My force is going to be more about ships, I think. We can compare them and vote on which one's better and stuff.

Nightflyer: It'll be fun.

Rainkeeper: Um, guys? Is there supposed to be a black hole in here?

Seashell: Oh great. We've ruined the space-time continuum.

Air: IT'S A PORTAL TO THE APOCALYPSE WORLD, RUN!!!!

All: *gets sucked into Black hole*

All: *screaming* 

*appear in room*

Glory: What the......

Riptide: Where are we?

*stage appears with a band on it*

Joy: *gasps*

Nightflyer: So THIS is where black holes lead...

Band: *starts playing*

Smash Mouth: HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GETCHER GAME ON, GO PLAY! HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCK STAR, GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID!

Hosts: AAAAAAAAAAND ALL THAT GLITTERS S GOOOOOLD

All: ONLY SHOOTING STAAAAAARS BREAK THE MOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!

*Smash Mouth keeps blasting*