Let's Gather Round The Campfire...(Both)

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Joy: IT'S POLICE WEEK EVERYONE!!!

Air: THANK YOUR OFFICERS FOR EVERYTHING THEY DO FOR YOU!

Nightflyer: *waves Thin Blue Line Flag*

Rainkeeper: AND YES, DRAGONS CAN SUPPORT POLICE OFFICERS.

*players appear*

Sunny: So, what's new?

Rainkeeper: *throws down a duffel bag*

Rainkeeper: PACK UP DRAGONS, WE'RE GOIN CAMPING.

All:........

Clay: What's that?

Nightflyer: It's this thing scavengers do where they go out into the wild and sleep in a tent and avoid technology and indoor plumbing for several days.

Tsunami:.......Don't we already do that?

Moon: Yeah, but without tents.

Umber: Wait, what's indoor plumbing?

Hosts:*facetalon*

Nightflyer: Oh, by the way, somebody figured out who Stardust's father is.

Rainkeeper: They're also getting close to figuring out Pineapple's weakness too.

Air: All the secrets are being unveiled....EXCEPT FOR HOW GAY THE CHARACTERS OF SUPERNATURAL ARE.

Nightflyer: Air, they can't ALL be gay. That's unreasonable.

Air: No it's not!

Seashell: .......Surely ONE of them is straight....

Air:  *ponders*

Air: Well, Micheal's dating Lucifer, Dean's with Cas, Sam's got Gabriel, Adam and Samandriel, Charlie and Jo, Bobby and John- or Bobby and Rufus, Ellen's with somebody, God had a boyfriend, Hannah and Anna have been paired up with all sorts of people, I think I saw a fanfic where Kevin and Garth were dating- OH! Jodi Mills is straight, I think- wait no, she's got Donna...

Nightflye: Please stop.

Air: NO! Not til I find the one straight ch- I FOUND HIM!

Seashell: Well?

Air: Metatron, obviously.

Seashell: Why is he straight?

Air: Because he's the biggest Douche in the universe. No one wants him.

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Air: AND IM FINALLY ON SEASON 12! NEARLY CAUGHT UP!

Nightflyer: When you catch up, will you stop talking about it?

Air:......Maaaaaybe?

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*everyone appears at campground*

Riptide: Now what?

Joy: Now we go and do normal camping things.

All:......

Carnelian: Like what?

Rainkeeper: Can I assign them all jobs?!?!?!!?

Joy: Sure.

Seashell: Uh oh.

Rainkeeper: *blows whistle* LISTEN UP YOU LOT!

Sunny: What?

Rainkeeper: SUNNY, MOON, QIBLI, AND CARNELIAN- SET UP THE TENTS!

Carnelian: SIR YES SIR!

Rainkeeper: DEATHBRINGER, TSUNAMI, CLAY, WINTER- GO GET FIREWOOD!

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