Nightflyer: Ah, finals week.
Joy: The perfect time to NOT study.
Nightflyer:.....Sure.
*players appear*
Moon: Hey guys!
Seashell: So, what's new?
Qibli: I heard Coral died in your future.
Rainkeeper: Yep.
Air: She did? How?
Turtle:.....DEFINITELY NOT ANYTHING HER SONS DID! *laughs nervously*
Joy: I KNEW IT WASN'T NATURAL CAUSES!!!
Kinkajou: Turtle!
Turtle: Hey, you melt Darkstalker's eye, I kill my mother. We're even.
Kinkajou: That is SO NOT even!
JW: *starts arguing*
Joy: *starts whistling*
Joy: *whips out weapon*
Joy: SHRINK RAY! *shrinks Winter*
Seashell: *reveals tube of lipstick*
Seashell: You know, you really should announce your weapons AFTER you fire them. For example-
Seashell: *tases Rainkeeper*
Seashell: LIPSTICK TASERRRRRR!!
Joy: *steals taser*
Joy: Nobody tases Rainkeeper but me!
Winter: *is screaming*
Moon: OMM HE'S SO TINY!
Carnelian: Can I step on him?
Winter: *in a high voice* DON'T YOU DARE!
Air: Oh my chuck, HE SOUNDS LIKE A CHIPMUNK!
Nightflyer: But chipmunks can't talk.
Rainkeeper: They can if they're singing.
Nightflyer:....What?
Qibli: *picks up Winter*
Winter: QIBLI PUT ME DOWN!
Qibli: Yeah, NO. You're so adorable when you're small!
Umber: He could fit in you pocket!
Kinkajou: What's a pocket?
Umber:........How do I explain this...
Joy: You'll figure it out.
Nightflyer: Try explaining what pistachio ice cream is. Now that's complicated.
Air: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND CUE THE GIF!
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Joy: Really.
Air: When the opportunity for a Supernatural reference arises, I must take it.
Winter: SOMEONE BETTER MAKE ME NORMAL SIZED AGAIN!
Turtle: How can so much rage fit in such a tiny dragon?
Kinkajou: He's fun sized!
Moon: Can we keep him like this? I like the idea of walking around with a little Icewing on my shoulder.
Winter: I'D CRAWL IN YOUR EAR AND FREEZE YOUR BRAIN!
Moon: So cute!
Turtle: Can you guys shrink Kinkajou? Cause that'd be hilarious.
Kinkajou: What, NO! I don't wanna be tiny!
Turtle: But you could ride around the rainforest on butterflies and spy on whoever you please!
Kinkajou:....Okay, I'm in.
Joy: *shrinks Kinkajou*
Turtle: *picks her up*
Kinkajou: EVERYTHING IS SO BIIIIG!!!
Turtle: Now I need a pocket to keep you in.
Umber: *starts singing* So you can keep me, INSIDE THE POCKET OF YOUR RIPPED JEANS!
Rainkeeper: Please stop- I hear enough Ed Sheeran with Pear.
Umber: Would you rather have me switch to Justin Bieber?
Hosts:*scream*
Joy: NO!
Air: CHUCK NO!
Nightflyer: NEVER!!!
Seashell: NONONONONONONONOOOOOO!!!!
Rainkeeper: NEVEEREVER!!!
Joy: BURN THE BEAVER!!!!
Winter: MAKE ME BIG AGAIN!!
Air: If you want to be big, then you have to wish on a Zoltar machine.
Winter: SERIOSULY!!!
Air: But then you'll turn into Tom Hanks....
Nightflyer: RUN FORREST RUN!!!
Seashell: FIIIIINE we'll make you big again.
Joy: No we won't!
Seashell: Yes we wi-
Joy: *breaks Shrink ray*
Joy: No. We won't.
Seashell: *gaps*
Winter: *tries to attack Joy*
Joy: Ha! That tickles!
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...
