Minecraft (Both)

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Nightflyer: Oh, this is gonna be good.

Joy: *stares at paper holding the dare in confusion*

Joy: What?

Nightflyer: I love this dare.

Rainkeeper: Oh yea. This is great.

Joy: wth?

Air: Is this that game you play sometimes where everything is made out of cubes?

Nightflyer: Yep. And they are sooo going to rage quit.

Joy: Can somebody please explain what the hell we're doing today?

Nightflyer:*facetalons*

*players appear*

Players: *various groans are heard*

Rainkeeper: IT'S MINECRAFT TIME PEOPLE!!

Starflight: Seriously?

Nightflyer: Yep!

Starflight: Yessssss

Nightflyer: *stares in awe*

Nightflyer: YOU PLAY MINECRAFT!?!?!?

Starflight: Duh.

Clay: I used to play it!

Starflight: *facetalons* You really don't wanna know what he did.

Clay: I spend three weeks doing nothing but breeding cows, only to discover that I couldn't make them turn into real cows! How stupid is that!

Peril: So then he got mad and I burned the computer down.

Clay: And then I cooked real cows over the flames!

Air:.........How am I your daughter?

Peril: No freaking clue.

Clay: *shrugs*

Winter: Can we just get this over with?

Seashell: Yes please!

*all players are given a computer and are loaded into a hardcore minecraft map*

Sunny: So how do we- *steve dies*

Sunny: Oh. I'm dead now.

Starflight: *instantly hacks the game and switches to creative mode, builds a giant mansion out of diamonds filled with everything he could possibly need, creates a wall that only Fatespeaker can cross, respawns Sunny, switches back to survival mode and cowers in diamond mansion*

Tsunami: When the heck did that mansion get there? And why- WHAT THE HELL STARFLIGHT YOU CRASHED MY SERVER!

Starflight: *evil laughter*

Fatespeaker: I have no idea what your problem is. I can get through just fine.

Sunny: Well when I tried a zombie jumped out and killed me!

Fatespeaker: Wait.....Am I the only one that can get through?

Starflight: Yes.

Fatespeaker: AW Starflight! You're the best boyfriend ever!

Winter: *builds tiny hut*

Qibli:*crafts weapons*

Winter: *traps Moon in the hut*

Qibli: *defends small hut with Winter*

Moon: SERIOUSLY!?!?! I know how to survive Minecraft!

Qibli: *kills a skeleton* So?

Moon: Kinkajou, can you do me a favour?

Kinkajou: Yea sure, as long as Turtle doesn't need me.

Turtle: *sitting in a boat in the middle of the ocean, fishing*

Turtle: Nah, I'm good.

Kinkajou: *murders Winter and Qibli*

Starflight: *respawns them and deletes the small hut*

Moon: Thanks Starflight!

Starflight: Anytime.

Tsunami: How are you people so successful!?!?? I'm still chopping down trees!

Riptide: It's all in the strategy, Tsu-tsu.

Riptide: *is hiding underwater in a house made of sand*

Sunny: Dammit! I DIED AGAIN!

Starflight: *respawns Sunny like 140 more times*

Sunny: *screams and throws computer at the wall*

Joy: And we have our first rage-quitter

Air: Where'd she get the baseball bat?

Joy: I gave it to her.

Sunny: *smashing the computer with bat while screaming*

Peril: *sets the computer on fire*

Peril: Oops. Guys, I need a new computer!

Peril: *burns through over 200 computers*

Peril: THAT'S IT! I'M DONE!!!! *melts computer*

Clay: Peril no! Come back! I found a way to burn cows!!!!

Peril:....*starts burning more computers*

Glory: *calmly sitting in a treehouse, eating apples*

Deathbringer: *laughing and killing all the monsters that come near them*

Deathringer: Why has it taken me so long to play this?!

Glory: Because you've always been busy with other things.

Deathbringer: True.

Rainkeeper: *randomly appears in game*

Rainkeeper:Glory, please stop eating apples. It's really creepy for me. Please, eat this meat instead *gives her an endless supply of meat*

Glory:....Okaaaay.

Tsunami: *doesn't have any emeralds to trade with the villagers*

Tsunami: *snaps*

Tsunami: *screams and shakes the computer*

Seashell :Ah, here we go.

Tsunami: *smashes the screen with her fist*

Riptide: Tsunami,that's glass!!!

Tsunami: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!!!!!!??!!?

Riptide: *cowers in fear*

Tsuanmi: *grabs the dragon closest to her and throws him at a wall*

Umber: *screams as Tsunami throws him across the room*

Kinkajou: *quietly shields Turtle from Tsunami's growing rampage*

Tsunami: *murders everyone in the minecraft game and then smashes the computers*

Tsunami: NO MORE FREAKING MINECRAFT!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: *was playing minecraft on his phone*

Nightflyer: *quickly hides phone*

Tsunami: *screams in rage*

Some random dragon in Pantala: What was that?

Hosts: *slowly back away from the growing apocalypse* 

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