WARRIOR CATS! Wait, Wrong Book....(D.O.D.)

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Air: *starts counting the walls*

Air: 1.....2....3....4! Here we are!

Joy: *knocks on the wall*

Joy: This seems like a good spot.

Air: Perfect! Let's get started!

Joy: *smashes wall with a sledgehammer*

Seashell: *walks in*

Seashell: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?

Air: Destroying the fourth wall.

Joy: Duh.

Seashell: The fourth wall is just a figure of speech! You can't literally take out a wall!

Rainkeeper: *swings in on a wrecking ball*

Rainkeeper: OUT OF THE WAY! 

Joy: IF YOU START SINGING, I WILL DISOWN YOU AS MY BROTHER!

Nightflyer: *singing* Breaking the wall, breaking the wall. 

Seashell: STOP IT!  You can't just break the fourth wall! There are consequences!

Air: Yeah, and they are that Michifer will randomly appear, Lucifer will make funny jokes and become our best friend, and then Micheal will snap and kill us all.

Seashell: WTF AIR.

Air: Don't question the art of Satan breaking the fourth wall.

Nightflyer:.....That may be the strangest thing you've ever said.

Joy: And that's saying something.

*players appear*

Rainkeeper: Hi guys!

All:..........

Glory: Why is my son on a wrecking ball?

Sunny: And why are there holes in the wall?

Seashell: Don't. Ask.

Starflight: Was this a metaphor taking literally?

Air: Sssssshhhh, don't ask stupid questions.

Seashell: You know what, I'm just going to do the dare and leave.

Joy: Feel free, no one will miss you.

Seashell:......

Seashell: Well, THANKS guys. I feel SO LOVED. *snaps talons*

Players: *turn into cats*

Seashell: *flips invisible hair and leaves*

Nightflyer: Okay then, Sassy-shell.

Air: *squeals with delight*

Air: OMG YOU TURNED THEM INTO LITTLE KITTENS!!!!

Nightflyer: Uh oh.

Players: *meowing in horror*

Joy: Can we at least let them speak?

Rainkeeper: Sure, why not.  

Tsunami: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!!?!?!

Sunny: Oooooo, I'm fuzzy!

Glory: NOPE! CHANGE ME BACK! I DO NOT LIKE THIS! 

Deathbringer: I dunno, Glory, you look kinda cute with rainbow fur.

Glory: DEATHBRINGER I AM A CAT. SILVER IS BIGGER THEN ME RIGHT NOW. CHANGE ME THE FUCK BACK.

Peril: My fur is on fire....

Clay: I'll put it out! *pounces on Peril*

Joy: This is actually pretty hilarious. We should do this more often.

Rainkeeper: Yeah, but not next time. We need to do Deadly hide and seek again first.

Air: These are dragons. Not kittens. Do not pet the enraged blue kitten.

Nightflyer: Air, they're cats. You can pet them.

Starflight: NO SHE CAN'T!

Riptide: WE DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING PETTED!

Air: SOFT KITTY!!!!!!!!! *grabs Tsunami*

Tsunami: *screams*

Tsunami: CLAY CONTROL YOUR CHILD SHE'S PETTING MEEEE!!!

Peril: *laughing*

Air: Wait, Idea! *snaps talons*

*Destiel appears*

Joy: Oh moons, not again.

Castiel: *freaks out and starts petting all the cats*

Dean: *sneezing*

Joy: Can I be mean to them?

Rainkeeper: Do you really have to ask?

Joy: Oh right. *snaps talons*

*water falls on all the cats*

Sunny: *hisses violently*

Players: *freaks out*

Glory: YOU ARE SO BEING MURDERED IN YOUR SLEEP!

Rainkeeper: We should really calm them down...

Nightflyer: Let's try this. *gives them all catnip*

Players: *passes out of catnip overdose*

Nightflyer: *snaps talons*

*Destiel disappears*

Rainkeeper: And now that they're calm...*snaps talons*

*turns everyone back into dragons*

Air: Awwww.

Nightflyer: Don't worry, we'll find another animal to turn them into.

Air: Do we need a cat? Doesn't this place feel one species short?

Hosts: NO.

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