Multi Fandom Reader Inserts #3

Nuts - Cassidy

Cassidy waltzed into the room, wearing nothing except a warning label wrapped around his flaccid length, an empty bag of peanuts in his hand.

"Cass," you began laughing, your sides hurting slightly. "Did you seriously peel the nut warning off the box of cookies and put it on your nether regions?"

"I sure as Hell did, love," he smirked. "Besides, does a packet of peanuts really need a label warning it contains nuts?"