i just threw a bag of poop at a little kid

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i took the dog to go pick my siblings up from school and this kid that was walking w us kept cussing and so i told him to stop saying stuff like that in front of my siblings bc they don't need to hear that (and he was saying pussy which especially gets on my nerves even when my siblings aren't there so) and he was like

"i'm in middle school so i can say what i want"

and so i said "well i'm in high school and i told you to stop"

he said "i don't have to you're not the boss of me"

and i said "kid you're less than half my size do you really wanna go there?"

"yeah i do"

"i'll shove that lollipop so far down your throat it'll be coming out your butt, stick and all"

and he just walked away but then was blatantly yelling cuss words. so when my dog pooped and i picked it up in the bag, i threw it at him

it was still in the bag and it didn't him unfortunately but

honestly name anything more iconic

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