meet felony steve (aka jack)

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I GOT A GUINEA PIG !!!!!

OKAY SO THIS MORNING MY MOM WAS LIKE "HANNAH THIS GUY IS GIVING AWAY TWO GUINEA PIGS AND ALL THEIR STUFF FOR 50 DOLLARS, PLUS ONE IS PREGNANT" AND I WAS LIKE DAMN I WISH I WAS ALLOWED TO GET A GUINEA PIG BUT THEN MY MOM SOMEHOW CONVINCED MY DAD TO...

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OKAY SO THIS MORNING MY MOM WAS LIKE "HANNAH THIS GUY IS GIVING AWAY TWO GUINEA PIGS AND ALL THEIR STUFF FOR 50 DOLLARS, PLUS ONE IS PREGNANT" AND I WAS LIKE DAMN I WISH I WAS ALLOWED TO GET A GUINEA PIG BUT THEN MY MOM SOMEHOW CONVINCED MY DAD TO LET US GET THEM. ONLY PROBLEM IS THERE WAS SOMEONE WHO ASKED BEFORE US, AND LITERALLY RIGHT BEFORE HE WAS ABOUT TO GIVE THEM TO US, THE OTHER PERSON SAID THEY WERE GETTING THEM. AND SO I LITERALLY STARTED CRYING IN THE MIDDLE OF WALMART AND MY MOM WAS LIKE "OMG OKAY WE'LL GO TO PETSMART" AND WE CALLED A BUNCH OF STORES AND THEN WENT TO ONE THAT HAD LIKE 5 GUINEA PIGS

SO I WAS REALLY TORN BETWEEN THIS GUINEA PIG AND HIS BROTHER, WHO WAS ALSO REALLY CUTE BUT I ENDED UP GOING W THIS ONE (which now i feel bad about leaving his brother so my siblings and i might all chip in and get his brother) AND HIS NAME IS FELONY STEVE BUT WE'RE CALLING HIM JACK WHICH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT I WAS TORN BETWEEN THE TWO AND MY MOM WANTED FELONY STEVE SO OH WELL

SO I WAS REALLY TORN BETWEEN THIS GUINEA PIG AND HIS BROTHER, WHO WAS ALSO REALLY CUTE BUT I ENDED UP GOING W THIS ONE (which now i feel bad about leaving his brother so my siblings and i might all chip in and get his brother) AND HIS NAME IS FELO...

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HIS NAME IS JACK THO BC HE'S BLACK AND HAS A COLORED STRIPE!!!

HIS NAME IS JACK THO BC HE'S BLACK AND HAS A COLORED STRIPE!!!

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HERE HE IS MEETING BELLA

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HERE HE IS MEETING BELLA

I LITERALLY LOVE HIM SO MUCH I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HAPPY IN SO LONG

HE MAKES CHIRPING NOISES WHEN YOU PET HIM A LOT AND ITS MY FAVORITE SOUND

OKAY THAT IS ALL ILY BYE

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song recommendation: edge of tonight by atl

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