A Man Walks Into A Vet's Office With A Crow

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The crow is tightly secured in the man's grasp, with no means of possible escape. The feathers are ruffled and falling off, and scars cover it's exposed flesh underneath. Blood drips from some scratches along the body. Despite all of this, the crow is completely silent, and stares into the vet's eyes as he looks down at the little animal.

"I'm sorry," said the vet, "we don't deal with crows here, we just don't have the necessary equipment for them."

The crow looks at the vet and says, "well what about dumb ass owners?"


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