Book Of Ha Ha 3

Legless Parrot

A man goes to an animal shelter And sees a parrot without legs sitting on its stick.

"If you don't mind me asking," he asks the parrot, "how do you sit on that stick of yours without having feet to hold on to it?"

"Well, it's a little embarrassing," the parrot replies, "but I wrap my tiny little parrot penis around it and that's how I don't fall off. Gotta make do with what you've got, amirite?"

The man and the parrot talk for a while and eventually the man decides to bring the parrot home with him, and they soon become fast friends.

One day when the man comes home from work the parrot says he needs to tell him something. "It's about the mailman and your wife."

"What? What about the mailman and my wife?"

"Well.. I find it hard to tell you this, but because we've become so close and you take such good care of me, I believe it is my duty as your pet to be completely honest with you. This afternoon the mailman came by, and your wife opened the door wearing nothing but her underwear."

"What happened then?" The man asks angrily.

"She let him in.. and they started kissing."

"And then?"

"..He unclasped her bra.. and started playing with her breasts.. and then his hands went down.. and then.."

"What then!?"

"Then I got a boner and fell from my stick."