And a lady comes up to him and asks: "Hello young man, can you tell me where the broccoli is?" "Oh I'm sorry ma'am, we ran out of broccoli, we will have some tomorrow." "Oh okay," says the lady and the guy goes back to his work. Then somebody taps him on his shoulder, he turns around and there's the same lady and she goes: "Sir, i can't find any broccoli." "We are fresh out of broccoli ma'am, we will have some tomorrow." and he goes back to work. And then the woman comes right in front of him and says very loudly: "Where the hell is the broccoli?" And he says: "Madam, how do you spell cat? As is catastrophic." "C-A-T" "Good, good ... and how do you spell dog? As in dogmatic." "D-O-G" "Great, great ... and how do you spell fuck? As in broccoli." "There is no fuck in broccoli." "AND THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!"
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Book Of Ha Ha 3
HumorPart 3..... Collection of jokes .... These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-ha-2 Book Of Ha Ha Part 1 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639...
