Book Of Ha Ha 3

Satan's Jacket

Believe it or not, back in his day, Satan got around. On one particular crazy night, he woke up next to an angelic chick. Unfortunately, over the course of the night the temperature had dropped drastically, and she hadn't thought to bring a jacket. Now, Satan might be the devil, but he wasn't a douche bag, so he sent her home with one of his jackets. Unfortunately, that was the last he heard from her for several months, as she didn't return any of his calls. However, one day he happened to run into her in a supermarket in the Astral Sea. "Look," he said, tapping her on the shoulder, "I'm over it, but can I get my jacket back? It's one of my nicer ones." The girl stammered an apology, saying she'd send it soon. Sure enough, a couple of days later, a package appeared on Hell's doorstep. It contained a garment identical in size and shape to Satan's Jacket, but it was a pure white. Needless to say, Satan was upset at the loss of his jacket, and called the girl up. Because she felt bad at having taken his jacket for so long, she eventually picked up the phone. Before Satan could say anything, she burst out, "I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. It was just so comfortable, I wore the hell out of it!"