Book Of Ha Ha 3

A Man Goes Into A Local Animal Store

He asks the clerk for 50 baby chicks. Pleased with his purchase, he goes home to raise them. Two weeks later, the man is back again. He asks the clerk for 50 more baby chicks. The clerk says "Wow sir, it seems as if you're having a great success with your farm!" The man then responds, "Actually, I'm not. All of the chicks died for some reason." The clerk cheers up the man and sells him 50 more chicks. The man goes back home to raise them. Another 2 weeks pass and the man is back in the store again. Clearly annoyed he tells the clerk "Those chicks died again. May I have 50 more?" The clerk, sympathizing with the man, tells him "Yes, of course. Do you have any idea why those chickens died?" The man says "Yes, I do. I'm either planting them too close together or too far apart!"