A Journalist Traveled

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To the South Pole to interview 100 penguins. The journalist had them all line up and ask all of them one question: "what is your typical day like?"

The first penguin answered, "I eat, I swim, I sleep, and I hit my friend up."

Then the journalist went to the second penguin for its response, which was, "I eat, I swim, I sleep, and I hit my friend up."

The journalist went through 99 penguins who all have the identical answer. When he finally reached the 100th penguin, he asked, "what is your typical day like?"

The last penguin said, "I eat, I swim, and I sleep."

Confused, the journalist asked, "don't you hit your friend up too?"

The penguin answered, "my name is Up!"


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