A Russian man has been taught a phrase by his friend so that he can order food at the local restaurant.
Each day on his lunch break he goes to the same place and orders "ah pull pi and cough yeh"
One day he asks his friend to please teach him something else because he is so tired of eating apple pie and coffee. So they work at learning "toasted cheese and glass of milk." After he has mastered the phrase he is so excited to try his new phrase and get something else to eat for lunch.
He goes into the restaurant and sits down and when the waitress comes to his table he very proudly says, "toe stead chez and glass melk" and the waitress asks him, "would you like that on white or wheat bread?"
Sadly the man says "ah pull pi and cough ye."
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Book Of Ha Ha 3
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