Two CIA Agents Were

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Staying at a hotel in Moscow, one was concerned that the room was bugged, so the other said, "Don't worry, let's check." So they looked all over the room for any hidden microphones; behind the drapes, inside the cupboards, even behind the paintings. Underneath the rug, they found a metal disc with four screws. The two agents quickly unscrewed them, and threw both the disc and the screws out of the window. Confident that there weren't any more bugs in the room, they both went to bed.

When they checked out of the hotel the next day, the hotel manager asked, "How was your stay? How was your room? How was the service?"

"Why are you asking us so many questions?" asked one agent.

"Well," explained the manager, "the people in the room under you complained about the chandelier falling on them."

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