The officer says: -Congratulations! You are the 100th person who has remembered to use a seat belt today, and therefore you have won $1000. What will you spend the money on?
Driver: -Well, a driving license I think?
The passenger sitting next to him hurries to say: -You should not listen to him, he's drunk!
A sound is heard from the back seat: -I knew stealing a car was a bad idea.
At the same time, a foreign accent is heard from the trunk: -Have we passed the border yet?
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Book Of Ha Ha 3
UmorismoPart 3..... Collection of jokes .... These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-ha-2 Book Of Ha Ha Part 1 : https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639...
