Book Of Ha Ha 3

Jimmy And Johnny Are Sitting

In the playground after school as kids do. At one point Jimmy calls Johnny over, "You need to see this." He immediately pulls out a brand new Rolex.

Johnny ask, "Where'd you get that watch?"

Jimmy replied. "I can't tell you."

"C'mon, did you get it for your birthday?"

"Nope."

"...from your grandma?"

"Nope."

"You didn't steal it did you!?"

"Fine. I will tell you."

Jimmy goes on to explain. "I was waiting outside my parents' bedroom until they were doing the nasty and my dad gave it to me to just get rid of me."

This inspired Johnny. That night he went home and waited. Once everyone went to bed he planted himself right outside his parents' bedroom waiting for his moment.

In very short time, he heard the bed frame slam against the wall, "Boom!"

Then another, "Boom!"

In no time the slams against the wall came faster and faster, louder and louder. "Boom! BOOM! BOOM!!!"

At that moment, Johnny slammed open the door.

His dad screams at him, "What do you want!?"

"I WANNA WATCH!"

"FINE, YOU CAN WATCH, JUST STAND IN THE CORNER AND BE QUIET!!!"