Book Of Ha Ha 3

One Dreary Monday Morning,

Jimbo the weather-man is sitting at his desk, waiting for the news anchors to give him his cue

Idly fiddling with his microphone, he accidentally breaks the clip and the battery pack falls to the floor just as the anchors are beginning to wrap up.

Jessica The Intern, seeing this happen, rushes out to his desk and crawls underneath to pick it up. Just as the anchors finish their prompt and the camera switches, Jimbo hears Jessica whisper, "here," so he reaches under the desk to take the battery pack and plug it in. His face turns ghostly white as his hand falls on something else.

The camera switches to Jimbo, who sits in stunned silence as the weather charts begin to play on his desktop monitor. Seeing the look on his face, one of the anchors asks, "Jimbo, are you alright?"

"Frankly," Jimbo replies. "I'm feeling a tit under the weather.