A redneck farmer from Mississippi goes to California. He pulls his truck into the local fine dining eatery for a nice evening meal.
During the course of the evening, the waiter makes small talk with him, discovers the redneck is from Mississippi and is visiting California for the first time. So, the waiter asks where he's been.
The young farmer says that he's been to "San Joe-say" (Jose').
The indignant waiter chides him, "In California, the "J's" are pronounced like an "h". It's San "haw-se" not "Joe-say". So, how long are you going to stay here?"
The Mississippian replied, "Through Hune"
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Book Of Ha Ha 3
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