Book Of Ha Ha 3

Locked My Keys In The Car

A devout lady was feeling drowsy while driving home on a quiet highway, so she pulled over, and got out for a walk and some fresh air. When she returned to her car, she was horrified to discover that she had locked her keys inside. She searched her pockets but found nothing to help; no keys; no phone. And not one car had passed along this quiet highway during the 15 minutes that she had pulled over.

Eventually, once she had calmed down, she prayed to the Lord for help. And five minutes later, she heard a loud vehicle, and looked up to see a motorcycle approach, so she waved for help.

The motorcycle rider was an untidy bearded man in shades and bandana, wearing a disreputable studded jacket, filthy jeans and heavy black boots. The rider toed down his side-stand, swung his leg off the saddle, and stood up, reaching for a cigarette. He looked at her and growled: "So what's your story?"

The lady replied "Oh Thank the Lord that you have come! I've locked my keys into my car and all I can do is pray."

The biker walked up to the car and looked through the window, and sure enough, the keys were hanging in the ignition. He looked around for something to open the door, and spotted a nearby barb wire fence. With some twisting and bending, he managed to break off a piece of wire, and with the help of a flattened beer can, he inserted the wire next to the window, looped it into the door catch, and opened the lock.

The lady was delighted. She said "Oh thank you my Lord for sending me an angel. You are a wonderful man! Thank you so much!"

The biker replied: "Don't say stuff like that, lady. I'm not a good man. I've been a burglar and car thief for most of my life, and only last week got out of jail."

The lady exclaimed "Oh praise God for sending a professional!"