Book Of Ha Ha 3

On The Benches By The Nursing Home

An elderly man and woman lived in the same nursing home. The man liked this woman very much. So one day, he asks if they could sit together outside on the benches. They sat there every day for about 3 weeks.Finally, the old man builds up enough courage to ask the woman if she would hold his penis. "All you have to do is hold it, that's all." The woman agrees to it. They sit at the benches every day for about 2 more weeks with her holding his penis every time. Then one day the elderly woman walks outside and finds that he's not at their usual spot . She gets curious and goes looking for him. She finds him on another bench with another woman, and she too is holding his manhood. Later that day she angrily asks him, "I saw you with that other woman! What does she have that I don't?" The elderly man smiles and says, "Parkinsons".