Book Of Ha Ha 3

Tractor Lover

There once was a man who loved tractors, tractors were his life. He owned several and his home was filled with tractor merchandise, with posters covering every wall.

But one day he was driving his favorite tractor. He crashed into a ditch and flipped it. He survived, but was paralyzed from the waist down.

He arrived home from hospital in a wheelchair and in a rage destroyed all his tractor merch. He swore that he would hate tractors for the rest of his life.

Years later he was drinking in a pub when suddenly the place caught fire. The building filled with smoke in seconds. Thinking quick the man sucked all the smoke into his lungs and blew it out the front door. He did this again and again, going back and forth in his wheelchair and blowing out all the smoke until everyone escaped.

Later the man was being interviewed by a news reporter. "You're a hero!" She said.

"I'm no hero" he replied "I'm just an extractor fan"